Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!

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cecilia wrote:
The best Aphrodesiac for women?
oral sex.
giving it TO her!

But Cecilia, do you REALLY need an aphrodisiac?

Anyway, I find it much more polite to buy the lady a drink and attempt to engage in stimulating conversation first...  

That way you don't get thrown out of bars for lewd conduct and collect one of Jimmy Choo's finest in the chumleys!

 :lol:

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T_Bone wrote:

Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:

Me too, but my ex would kill me.

:lol:

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PMC wrote:

T_Bone wrote:

Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:

Me too, but my ex would kill me.

:lol:

Okay, as T-Bone went first...

An ex had a toy that used to interfere with our TV reception when it hit a certain frequency.

The neighbours couldn't figure out why they couldn't get "The Big Breakfast" during weekday mornings for half an hour at a time before she went to work.

 :laughing:

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cecilia wrote:

yeah, but, like real guys, it also lies there are does nothing.:roflmao:

AND it's expensive. I can't afford a human bf, nevermind a rubber one.
 :lol:

:lol:

Yeah, but blow up men can't mow lawns!

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so what. i don't have a lawn! :lol:

Was that a euphamism?

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cecilia wrote:
yes! :lol:

Nice one Cecilia

:lol: