I have a crush on Blobrana!!!!

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That said, the denial of certain horizontal priviledges pending your utter capitulation in respect of whatever disagreement you may be having with a significant lady other is tantamount to deploying WMD.

For the jaded cynics amongst us, here is the topic of a thread  on my current fav website (NFSW):

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/bonkers/

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Yep, I've been married I know all about woe and hardship :lol:

I was about to write a long post going into all the cons until you made the point about the two slices of cake.

You could have Victoria Sponge and Honey Loaf at the same time...  Without the resulting pangs of guilt afterward.

;-)

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Ah the lifecycle of a relationship played out in four and a half hours...  Proportionally speaking they waited a while before the sex.

Could be worse, there is a guy on there who's g/f apparently collected Nazi memorabilia.  Kinky...

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Be my guest sir!  

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Here's a thought...

Men generally meet a girl and think "She's amazing the way she is, I hope she never changes".  Then she does.

A woman on the other hand meets a guy and thinks "he's nice, however if he changes x and y he'll be perfect".  She'll then set to work on trying to mould him into her ideal until she realises that he's never going to change.

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:lol:

I'm sure I saw a jpeg of a Porsche with the number plate "WAS H15" somewhere.

Having read the usual reports of ludicrous divorce settlement cases, all of a sudden Billie Piper has become one of the most desirable women on the planet...

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So has anyone here actually posted on b3ta....?

@x-ray

Nice one, I think I'm going to renew my private medical insurance.

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X-ray wrote:
@ Cymric

Ja, a urinary tract infection is no joke. The girls tend to get them more, despite my helpful reminders in the staff-room that they must not wipe from back to front  :evilgrin:

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Vigorous nookie can sometimes provoke it too...