A couple are on their wedding night. They're just about to retire when the groom turns to his new bride and hands her a pair of his trousers.
"Here, try these on and walk around the room" he asks.
"But, if I wear your trousers I'll fall over, they're way to big for me". She replied.
"I wear the trousers in this relationship, and if you remember this lesson we'll get on just fine". He said, tersely.
Without a word, the bride turned and handed him a pair of panties.
"Here, try and put these on" she said.
"What? Don't be silly woman, I'll never get into your panties!" he exclaimed.
"That's damn right. And unless you change your attitude you never will....."
