It is not true

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X-ray wrote:

There are copies here in the UK called Red Bush

Funnily enough that's the office nickname for one of the lasses from Girls Aloud...

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Fnar!

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motorollin wrote:
Really, why anyone would want to put their mouth anywhere near that I will never know.

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Because...

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motorollin wrote:

Someone once told me that licking a clitoris is like putting your tongue on the contacts of a 9v battery.

Oh, it's much nicer than that.  One of my fav things actually....

And yes, I'd put out for bike parts for the right lady ;-)

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motorollin wrote:

Really? What's in it for you? :-P

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Well, it's about giving and that in itself is quite fulfilling.  That and paralysis of the tongue.

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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
It does not. It tastes like fish. Rotten methinks.

Not in my experience...  More like freshly opened honey.  

Unless of course said lady is lax about her personal hygiene, then you won't get me down there until it's sorted out. Otherwise it's paraffin and a wire brush.

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Is Speel a cunning linguist?

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Ahem....  Too subtle?

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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

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Ahem....  Too subtle?

No I know what it means when you put these two words together.
Just avoiding it :oops:

Quite successfully it seems, hehehe.

Seriously though, have you ever... dabbled?

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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
When I wasn't out of the closet yet, a friend of mine laughed and laughed after I professionally messed things up.

I'm a straight guy and I always royally bollox things up with women.

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Some women see gay men as a challenge... If you were Bi you could have your cake AND eat it (no pun intended), haha.

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I tend to judge bisexuals as plain greedy.  

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Hahaha.

I can wholly understand bisexual ladies of course.  Such behaviour is to be encouraged.

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Speel, I'm actually disappointed in you.

One of the proudest moments of my life was having strawberry yoghurt licked from my torso by two blonde teenage girls who happened to be sisters.  I'm going to have that recorded as my epitaph.

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Thank you, I take partial responsibility for this.