X-ray's Valentine's Day Thread

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Okay, so your sis shows round a pic of a chap doing a Britney in a kilt to her nursing colleagues who happen to be hot...  

You sir, are a complete scoundrel of the highest order.  I suggest that in order to mitigate your scoundrel-ness you recruit a select band of fellow a.orgers to accompany you on this trip and ensure that said ladies with a length deprivation issue aren't disappointed.

I'm free during June/July/August etc.

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X-ray wrote:
hehe
You are right, my friend.
Besides, based on what I know about nurses, four of them is definitely too many...even I can't tame that many  :-P

Yeah, I spent many an evening frequenting the local nurses quarters in my home town when I was in my early 20s (my mate was a student nurse) so I've first hand experience of just how much taming they require.  

However, it would be bloody great to find out just how many might be tamed in one sitting.  

In the words of Woody Allen:

"The act of sex between two people is a wonderful thing.  Between five it's totally awesome".

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I can third, fourth and fifth it...  Ahem. :crazy:

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Happy birthday Karlos...

In the meantime, I sincerely hope that our gifts of roses/teddy bears/handlebars had the desired effect on the knicker elastic of our respective concubines.

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@Mel_zoom

A certain lady here is a fan of mountain biking - and a certain gent offered her a set of handlebars as a valentines gift.  

I think she accepted on the proviso that they were covered in chocolate.

Actually, thinking about it I might myself be persuaded to put out if a lady offered me a set of handlebars for my MTB...  Although I'd need to see a photo of the bars first.

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Yeah, full works for a set of Easton CNT monkeylites, heavy petting for a pair of Answer ProTapers, but if it's Truvativ or EA 30s then we're looking at a peck on the cheek I'm afraid.

A guy has his standards...