The Unofficial Professor F J Lewis Appreciation Thread

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You see that revolting globule of sputum on the pavement over there, bubbly and shimmering with a faint green hue to it?

That's your swimming pool that is...

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@Karlos & X-Ray

I absoluely f***ing love this thread, no word of a lie but I have tears running down my cheeks.  Well done chaps.

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BTW, x-ray these two characters were a spin off from The Mary Whitehouse Experience back in the early 90s and I once had the pleasure of meeting the great Rob Newman in person, who bought me a pint!

You see that crumpled Tesco recipt on the ground, lying decrepit and neglected in the gutter, treated with contempt by passers by?

That's this thread that is...

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I've been loving this thread from the start but unlike both you two cunning linguists I am somewhat unable to compete with the level of wit and faux sarcasm here.

Keep it up though, it's bloody funny.

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You see that rotting piece of haddock, renting the air with the stench of decomposition and scattering chunks of decaying piscine flesh as it's dragged along the street by a decrepit VW, belching oily fumes into the air?

That's your g/f's pants that is.