Three dogs, a {bleep}er Spaniel, a Rottweiler and a Great Dane are all sat with their owners at the vets.
"What are you in for?" asked the Great Dane to the greying Spaniel.
"Well, I kind of crapped on the floor last night and my owners decided that I'm getting old and that it's time I was put to sleep".
"Man, that's harsh!" said the other two dogs in unison
"What are you in for?" They asked the Rottweiler
"Well, I get a bit aggressive, you know growling and barking kind of thing. However this morning I savaged the postman so my owners decided to put me down too".
The Spaniel and the Rottweiler turned to the Great Dane, who sat in front of his very attractive blonde female owner.
"What are you here for?"
"Well, you see my owner behind me, well she has a habit of walking around the house naked. Normally it's not too bad, but last night she was bent over getting food from the oven. I simply couldn't help myself and just mounted her".
"I guess if you're being put down then it must have been worth it?" asked the Rottweiler
"Oh no, I'm not being put down. I'm here to have my claws clipped".
