X-ray wrote:
Ja, the customs sticker will be interesting:
Type: gift
Description: arse-end of camel
Value: may be worth a go
HM Revenue & Customs Officer: Anything to declare sir?
Bloodline: Only my stiff socks and this suspiciously large, half-dromedary shaped package.
HM Revenue & Customs Officer: Have you noticed all these flies buzzing around?
Bloodline: Yeah, they're a nuisance around the rear of any camel at this time of year?
HM Revenue & Customs Office: Are you saying that I'm a camel's arse?
Bloodline: No sir, but you can't fool them flies.
