Observation 1:
This is pretty bloody funny and brought a smile to me this afternoon. Well done chaps.
Observation 2:
Trying to be a smart-arse to the moderator is both childish and pointless. It'll only end up in the moderator banning you, as is their remit.
Observation 3:
If you piss one off, learn from Sumner, Jono et al and swallow your pride and either apologise or take up your dispute by PM
Observation 4:
CU's "Hey Yo" signature isn't that bad and I don't think it warrants editing all his posts to date.