Ooooh, the bliss has been quenched somewhat....

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X-ray wrote:
@ Karlos

Nah, that kind of bliss is endorphin-induced, arising from the faint scent of panties and lipstick, like the smallest hint of jasmine on a gentle breeze.

Aww, you old romantic you!  

No, my friends, Odin has supped from the Cup and he is now a willing slave to the elixir of oestrogen, pheromones and demure little caresses on the nape of the neck...

:lol:  You clearly have a way with language sir and I salute you...

Congratulations to Odin on being full of the joys of spring.  I must confess that after a couple of years of being habitually single I too succumbed to the charm of a lovely young lady a few months ago but am not quite under the thumb just yet...  

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Put it this way, as long as you can tell the difference between your arse and your elbow then you should be fine...

Getting confused about the above and attempting to balance the latter on the car door while driving along with the window down can cause a nasty accident.

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Aww, Odin's loved up which can't be a bad thing...  Good luck to you Odin!  However, beware of the following:

The physical/psychological changes that occur when a male falls in love are quite profound:

1) His facial expression becomes a blend of shellshock and the look your dog has on his face when he's particularly pleased to see you.

2) He will develop an appreciation for shopping and be able to pass meaningful comments on the aesthetic merits of shoes.

3) All free will is drained from his being. He'll become a mindless automaton, following the verbal commands of his new beloved.

4) All antisocial boldily functions will cease forthwith.  

5) The subject will suddenly develop an appreciation for wine.

6) He will clean his bathroom.

7) He will suddenly replace his entire underpant collection for something of slightly less threadbare appearence.

He will no longer feel foolish taking longer than 2.25 seconds in choosing an appropriate bunch of flowers.

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Ahem, as an observation I've noticed some of the above behaviour when a certain lady Scot is frequenting these pages...  (anyone else thinking of Bloodline and x-ray?)

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X-ray wrote:

Edit: I wrote something very long...poured my feelings out like custard on a slice of apple crumble, but alas it won't do and must be deleted.

Gaaaah!  I missed it!

The short version:

Edit: I wrote something short like a dollop of syrup on a plain biscuit, but it wouldn't have digested well, so that's gone too.

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Just tell her how you feel mate, write her a heartwrenching poem (Ode to Blobrana....) or just even comliment her on her Quake prowess?

February 14th is fast approaching, so you'd best get your skates on...

Isn't it romantic?

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X-ray wrote:
Dudes, I have many flaws, but a loose grasp on reality is not one of them. There's absolutely no way I could impress Blobzie (unless I teleported to Pluto and didn't come back)

Ah, but if you teleported to Pluto and brought some of it back for her, then she'd be impressed!?

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So shall we try and formulate some action plan?

- not just for x-ray but for male kind in general...  We could all do with some gentle advice on matters of the heart sometimes.  

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@Odin,

That's fantastic dude!  Don't be ashamed about feeling like that about her, she's obviously worth it.  

Am well pleased for you sir :pint:

@Speel

I'm somewhat jaded in my attitude to relationships, although I'm pleased to say that Georgina (my g/f) is a very special person indeed and I still feel a certain "warmth" (note, no smut intended!) whenever I see her.  

Back to affection of the unrequieted sort in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, how do you go about winning someone's romantic attention?

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:lol: @ T-Bone