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Re: Dear Aussies....
« on: January 27, 2005, 12:28:29 PM »
@this thread

:lol:

X-ray am I not an honorary Saffer then?  I recall one or two curses in Saffer slang that I won't repeat here for fear of a) upsetting any sensitive Afrikaans speakers b) getting the spelling wrong - I do foreign languages in phonetics only

I loved the description of the stunner's singing voice....  There's been a few good ones heard in the office lately, namely aimed at a secretary cum receptionist who's usual response to any question is "that's not my job" or "why are you asking me for?" or even "why don't you go and get X to do it?" while she sits there reading 'More' magazine.

The funniest was "she's as much use as a pair of chocolate trousers"...
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Re: Dear Aussies....
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2005, 02:53:20 PM »
@ X-ray

1) Being a non meat eater for some time I doubt I'll ever appreciate the virtues of Biltong, although as I eat poultry, Ostrich Biltong isn't out of the question.

2) I believe I've had it mixed in with the odd local dish?  

3) Haha!  I don't think I've ever tried the rusks...

4) Yes.  Once or twice...

5) I've used the term "doos" when dealing with an insufferable idiot and "poes" means something I daren't even mention.  I was once visiting the home of my maths teacher and got into all kinds of trouble after beckoning her pet cat over.  

6) I may well have....

If there's any bonus points to be had here, I've sampled Castle Lager and Guava yoghurt...
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Re: Dear Aussies....
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2005, 03:26:00 PM »
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Okay, you're in !!!  :-D

lol @ calling the cat over. "Here, poes, here poes"



It was exactly like that!  Thankfully, my rather well spoken Maths teacher; Mrs Bosenburg took me aside and explained that certain words don't travel well.

I found that I tended to stick with Anglo-Saxon curses as my "saffer" friends had no understanding of the term "b*ll*cks", which of course I would exploit regularly.  Saying "you total doos/dweet" in my somewhat plummy English accent when confronted with South African english at it's most guttoral would often cause howls of laughter.  

Oh, and if it wins brownie points my folks once hosted a Braai, and was promptly presented with a large Afrikaner delicacy called "Boervous" or something?  Anyway, it consisted of dead animal and spices, weighed a good couple of pounds and resembled a mutated cumberland sausage.
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Re: Dear Aussies....
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2005, 03:53:40 PM »
The weirdest thing was spending an xmas in Cape Town, walking along the street in shorts in 30 degree warmth to see a bloke dressed as santa claus in a shop window with spray snow on the glass.  

Seeing as I've experienced two more summers than I have winters (was a spring baby) then I feel I've lost my capacity to cope with a European winter.
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Re: Dear Aussies....
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2005, 09:30:51 AM »
Skilpadhies sounds like an early case of hardened arteries to me!  
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