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Re: Probiotic Foods
« on: January 25, 2005, 10:38:20 AM »
I usually have one of those large Activa or whatever yoghurts and don't have any of the symptoms you describe...

Are you eating lots of fibre & veg?  That can cause flatulence, especially when combined with lots of real ale...

Picture the scene:  An early autumn morning, in a field packed with tents where people sleep after a beer festival. The peace is shattered by a dawn chorus of trumps and creaks, somewhat reminiscent of the sounds of courting frogs in spring.
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2005, 12:37:26 PM »
If you've ever heard Paul McCartney's "We all stand together" (otherwise known as "The Frog Chorus" then you know what I mean...

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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2005, 02:50:57 PM »
Is anything that makes you fart like a donkey good for you?
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2005, 10:52:36 AM »
Bloodline sensed a familiar warm feeling in the seat of his pants...

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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2005, 11:57:28 AM »
Do pro-biotic yoghurts count as a WMD then?  

If Canada feeds them to their front line forces, lines them up against the US border with trousers round ankles and zippo lighters at the ready then the end result can only be total carnage...
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