Wankel engines are thirsty IIRC...
Anyway, I was leafing through my paperwork yesterday morning and was handed a stack of P46 forms (these are sent to the local tax office to advise them when an employer takes on a new member of staff, listing their name, National Insurance number etc).
The company employes a large number of foreign workers, the one that caught my eye though was a gentleman named:
Mr Johnson S#itty
:lol: