Crap mobile ringtones...
Back in 1987, people used to say that my Speccy +2 sounded tinny and horrible.
Fast forward 18 years and you too can pay for the privilidge of downloading a truncated, tinny and unrecognisable version of popular chart music to play on your mobile when it rings, thus guaranteeing that everyone else in the shop/train/bus will think you're a total saddo.
Which is exactly why my mobile plays the theme to Rainbow or Fraggle Rock... Doh!