X-ray wrote:
@ PMC
Blobzie has nothing in her handbag.
The reason for this is that her purse is positively charged and her mobile phone is negatively charged. The two cancel each other out, and so there is nothing there.
My God! Don't tell me she's got a matter / anti-matter generator in there as well! We're all doomed...
And that is why she'll give nobody here her mobile number for fear of us finding out the truth :-P
That's the finest excuse for not giving out a mobile number I've ever heard...
Maybe there's something Dr Who-ish going on with it, like it's a normally proportioned handbag on the outside, but inside it holds a staggering array of unidentifiable paraphanelia that in terms of volume far exceeds the carrying ability of the bag.
Just like any other handbag then...
