Sven Goran Ericsson is troubled by the recent form of his star player and decides to call him into the office to discuss his form.
"David" said Sven "I've noticed that you look kind of distracted on the field lately, ever since that unfortunate Loos business".
"I'm sorry boss. I've had something really important on my mind" replied David Beckham
"Well, if a player has a problem then as his manager I must try to solve it for him don't you think?" said Sven.
"You see boss, it's about this birthday present Vicky bought me..."
"I see" replied Ericsson.
"It's this jigsaw. It's got a picture of a Tiger on the box and it's really hard and it does my head in and Vicky bought it for me for my birthday and..." sputtered Beckham
"A jigsaw you say?" asked Sven, slightly confused
"Yes boss, it's really difficult and it's got a picture of a Tiger on the box it's doing my head in..."
"Tell you what David, bring it in my office tomorrow and we'll try to solve it together, then you can get back to playing football" said Ericsson.
The very next morning, a grinning David Beckham appears bearing a large box with a picture of a Tiger on the front. Gleefully, he tips the contents all over Sven Goran Ericsson's desk and stands there grinning inanely.
"David" said Ericsson slowly "put the f###ing Frosties back in the box".