Uncommon Knowledge about a woman
Do you use it at work? I say Yes.
Is it brown? I say Yes.
Is it originally from Australia? I say Probably.
Is it found in salad bars? I say Probably.
Is it originally from Canada? I say Probably.
Is it used with a computer? I say Probably.
Can it be tamed? I say No.
Does it smell bad? I say Yes.
Does a basketball player use it? I say Yes.
Does it have wide feet? I say Yes.
Does it provide shade? I say Probably.
Is it originally from the Mediterranian? I say Yes.
Would you use it in a garden? I say Probably.
Does a hockey player use it? I say Yes.
Can it change size? I say Yes.
Is it a renewable resource? I say Yes.
So someone knows a Canadian / Australian / Mediterranian woman with wide feet, who smells bad, can't be tamed and hangs around with basketball players.
