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Re: Cars Made by Microsoft...
« on: September 23, 2004, 12:12:10 PM »
It would be supplied minus locks, but the fact that everyone could break into it would require you to upgrade once a week...

And every time you took your car in for an upgrade, it would take days to complete and would leave your cigar lighter and indicators non-functional.

Your car would inexorably slow down over time to a snails pace despite being fitted with a four litre V8 engine.  

Fitting a six litre V12 engine would make no difference whatsoever to the performance.  In order to restore the youthful perfomance, you'd have to dismantle your car and rebuild it again from scratch.
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