Jeez. What I'm dreading is one day hearing "honey, you have a hairy back" from a woman... I'd head straight to the waxing parlour in shame.
Actually, I'm reminded of an amusing (if gross) anecdote courtesy of a female gym-going friend of mine:
Warning - do not read if easily offended!!!!
She was getting changed after a workout and in walks this woman who was obviously in exceptional shape; tall, blonde and knowing it. She was clad only in a towel and strode across the changing room with all the confidence of Aphrodite herself.
Female pal was feeling particularly aggrieved until said goddess dropped her towel before getting a shower... Apparently the vision of perfection was shattered by the sight of said lady with what appeared to be a large and well fed Tribble in her lap.
:afro:
