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@Cyberus,

Your avatar reminded me of an apocraphal story about Winston Churchill.  He was addressing a lady who responed "Sir, you're drunk!".

His response was:

"Madam, and indeed you're ugly.  But I shall be sober in the morning."

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The one that stick out in my mind was a few years back when a friend was bringing this girl out with us who quickly made herself very unpopular indeed.

I was elected to break him the news that she wasn't welcome..

Rob: "So what's the problem with Mandy now, who doesn't like her now?"
Me: "It's not a case of who DOESN'T like her, the problem is more who DOES".
Rob: "So who actually likes her then?"
Me: "Well there's you Rob...."

Don't know how I got away with it, but it had the desired effect.  Her manners dramatically improved.