@Punkie
If you don't do it now, next thing you'll be married, mortgaged to the hilt and in a career you can't take a break from.
I for one would be very interested in your writing, so go for it dude... Can't sis take care of mutley?
Maybe the US isn't as chav free as we all think. It's a possiblity that they have a different class of chav there instead. Maybe you could write "The Worldwide Guide to Chav Spotting"?