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Re: The Balloon has gone up!
« on: April 10, 2010, 11:54:57 PM »
There are exactly 3 reason for a ballon to go up:

1) hot air

2) expensive gas that makes your voice go qiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeek

3) cheap gas that likes to go BOOOM in a big way

Metaphors need to be choosen wisely ;)
1. Make an announcment.
2. Wait a while.
3. Check if it can actually be done.
4. Wait for someone else to do it.
5. Start working on it while giving out hillarious progress-reports.
6. Deny that you have ever announced it
7. Blame someone else