Hey murple,
(A) I'm in the Washington DC area and would be interested in coming to see what you've got, and
(B) My company is hiring all the time. Not sure what line of work you've into but we need drivers, call center operators, customer service type folks, etc. Not glamorous jobs but they're jobs. Online application here, you can tell them Mike referred you if HR contacts you for an interview (I'm the company network admin):
http://www.donsjohns.com/employment
