Haha, nice one!
Although I've gotta say, I think the absurdity of a modern Blazemonger would do better on the absurdity of a modern platform (Steam, Xbox, Playstation): DLC! Free to play! Achievements! In-game real-money transactions! Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Snapchat integration! Kinect tracks your every move, even away from home! If you die in the game you die for real! (wasn't that from a terrible movie?)
