@ HopperJF
Yep. I use that same technique to annoy telemarketers. :-)
@ tekyweky
Get a hold of either some WB 1.3 or 2.04 disks. Those will have all the files you need:
sys:utilities/Say
libs:translator.library
devs:narrator.device
l:speak-handler (if you want to create a SPEAK: DOSDriver)