Finally! My A1 G4 has arrived. I've made the following discoveries:
1. The C=1942 Monitor can't handle modern graphics cards.
2. I don't know anything about the internal workings of modern computers.
3. I HATE Linux.
On another note, I made some stylized 'A' printouts to glue over the ugly Windoze keys. Now to wait for the OS to go with them.