@Slap,
You're just jealous 'cos Utah isn't a real place and is full of evil Mormons! Haven't you seen Orgazmo??? XD
[NOTE] - This comment was made in humor and is deemed as "satire", so I am hereby protected by my first amendment right of free speech! ;P
[EDIT] - Hey! Even though I wasn't born in Texas and no longer live there, I'm still a Texan! But my Avatar has a horn, so I guess we know where I'm going with this.
All joking aside, this is a douche move by Elbox. I smell a torrent coming.......