If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you. Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.
The obvious Muslim socialism is merely a decoy, as are the series of birth certificates, each from a country more remote. Our coven has obtained a copy of the true birth---excuse me: hatching---certificate showing "Obama's" origin in Pod 17322, Flahrtnauk, Mars. After somatic modification the hatchling was substituted for a hapless human infant and carefully guided through life to its present exalted position, where it is ideally situated to insure (through its fiendish "health care reform" project, and its concomitant "death panels") the supply of that most prized of Martian delicacies: Grandma.
LIES!!! It's all lies. The truth is here! Barrack Obama is actually L. Ron Hubbard. Since he is now inhabiting Barrack Obama (Note that during the late Eighties, after Hubbard's death, the President was no longer going by "Barry", but Barrack).
Xenu is not the evil dictator that L. Ron Hubbard made him out to be, as he is only trying to bring peace to the galaxy. Tom Cruise is slowly being polished for his run for Presidency and making Scientology the Unified States of America's state religion. Only through the power of Xenu can we stop this take over not only the United States, but the *ENTIRE* world.
Don't believe me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0I speak as a Suppressive Person.
