Currently, I'm not married, nor dating. I'm working as a colorist for DC Comics, do 3D modeling as contract work and edit pr0n for independent companies in Premiere. I just got another A500, back in December 2007, but I haven't turned it on in well over a year. Mostly, I work in UAE if I need to do something Amiga.
I'll buy a new Amiga when it's either X86 or it's not on a sub-par "embedded board" that costs the same as a decent PC.
[EDIT] - I am also in an EBM band, doing programming and vocals. I track a lot of music to pr0n videos.