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Offline Methuselas

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Re: A letter to Santa:
« on: December 18, 2007, 06:50:06 PM »
Dear Santa,


What I want for X-Mas is 5'4", 100.lbs and Chinese.   ;-) Kristen Kreuk would suffice.....
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Re: A letter to Santa:
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2007, 10:19:58 PM »
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DrDekker wrote:

That's one heck of a lot of chicken fried rice old lad!



Pssh. I asked for Chinese, so that would be chicken flied lice.  :lol:
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\'No, sorry. I don\'t get my tits out. They\'re not actually real, you know? Just two halves of a grapefruit...\' - Miki Berenyi

\'Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.\' - Dark Helmet :roflmao:

\'And for future reference, it might be polite to ask someone if you can  quote them in your signature, rather than just citing them to make a  sales pitch.\' - Karlos. :rtf
 

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Re: A letter to Santa:
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2007, 10:20:42 PM »
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A4000_Mad wrote:

Agreed! She's the reason I've watched Smallville :love:

But I saw Lana get killed in that car bomb on Sunday :bigcry:



She's the *ONLY* reason to watch Smallville.  :crazy:
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\'Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.\' - Dark Helmet :roflmao:

\'And for future reference, it might be polite to ask someone if you can  quote them in your signature, rather than just citing them to make a  sales pitch.\' - Karlos. :rtf
 

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Re: A letter to Santa:
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2007, 10:32:29 PM »
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orange wrote:
for christmas I want Santa, but female one please..  :-D



I'm sure that she would come with some sort of Clause....


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I kill me.

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\'No, sorry. I don\'t get my tits out. They\'re not actually real, you know? Just two halves of a grapefruit...\' - Miki Berenyi

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\'And for future reference, it might be polite to ask someone if you can  quote them in your signature, rather than just citing them to make a  sales pitch.\' - Karlos. :rtf
 
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