Well thank you for Trolling! You have a good day ruining the other posts:)
Nope.
Atom based netbooks can be had for $100 or less.
I have two that I bought cheap and a Dell CoreDuo 15" laptop I got for $40.
Oh, unlike yours, mine wasn't stolen; I bought it directly from HP for $299, added the RAM and upgraded the Windows 7 Starter to Home Premium at my own cost. The joystick came from Vesalia.