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Title: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: Glaucus on June 30, 2004, 04:29:03 PM: Rat drug may boost sex drive in women, study finds (http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/06/29/rat.aphrodisiac.reut/index.html)

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- A drug that seems to drive female rats mad for sex may offer the first real scientific aphrodisiac for women, U.S. and Canadian researchers have said.

Now that's research money well spent! :-D

- Mike
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: KennyR on June 30, 2004, 04:41:08 PM: Aphrodesiac for women? Is that really necessary? They don't have to enjoy it, so who actually cares? ;-)

Besides, we all know the best female aphrodesiac: a fat wallet. :-P
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on June 30, 2004, 04:51:29 PM: Quote

KennyR wrote:
Aphrodesiac for women? Is that really necessary? They don't have to enjoy it, so who actually cares? ;-)

Besides, we all know the best female aphrodesiac: a fat wallet. :-P
I know you are joking, but for those guys that really believe this: that attitude is the reason women aren't interested in sex - with THOSE guys!

The best Aphrodesiac for women?
oral sex.
giving it TO her!

if SOME women seem to act like they are interested in money, it's only because they are sadly settling for second best. :-(
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: blobrana on June 30, 2004, 05:15:35 PM: Hehe

or have both...

[So who put the plutonium in the water supply...?]
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: PMC on June 30, 2004, 08:44:51 PM: Quote

cecilia wrote:
The best Aphrodesiac for women?
oral sex.
giving it TO her!

But Cecilia, do you REALLY need an aphrodisiac?

Anyway, I find it much more polite to buy the lady a drink and attempt to engage in stimulating conversation first...

That way you don't get thrown out of bars for lewd conduct and collect one of Jimmy Choo's finest in the chumleys!

:lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: that_punk_guy on June 30, 2004, 09:08:23 PM: Aphwodisiacs in the dwinking water?! I do not appwove!
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on June 30, 2004, 10:46:29 PM: I don't approve either.
Women are already intrusive enough.
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: graffias79 on July 01, 2004, 12:05:58 AM: hey Speelgoedmannetje,

we should start work on OUR drug for the water hehehe!

:-o ;-)
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on July 01, 2004, 01:30:25 AM: hehehe (http://www.amiga.org/images/subject/icon26.gif)
what did you have in mind, mighty evil professor?
a high mensurate of prozac in the water, to make this world a gayer place?
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: odin on July 01, 2004, 01:48:42 AM: Er...remind me to start on a 100% beer diet.... :insane:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: iamaboringperson on July 01, 2004, 02:01:32 AM: Quick, lets all put it in water - and food - and just about anything else we can think of.

This is important.
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: KennyR on July 01, 2004, 02:19:47 AM: Quote
Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
hehehe
what did you have in mind, mighty evil professor?
a high mensurate of prozac in the water, to make this world a gayer place?

Don't worry, all that oestrogen from the pee of two billion birth-control-pill-taking women is already getting into the water table as we squeak. Err. Speak.
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: T_Bone on July 01, 2004, 03:12:40 AM: Quote

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
hehehe (http://www.amiga.org/images/subject/icon26.gif)
what did you have in mind, mighty evil professor?
a high mensurate of prozac in the water, to make this world a gayer place?

EGADS!!!

THEY'RE RECRUITING!!!! I knew it!!!

:lol:;-)
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: T_Bone on July 01, 2004, 03:22:42 AM: I don't know why women would need it anyway, they seem to get hornier and hornier the older they get! (not to mention they just get better with age)

It's not fair.

To top it all off, when they're "done", they're not necessarilly "done", I'd complain it isn't fair, if it wasn't so exciting to watch! :lol:

Damn. I hope I'm a woman in my next life. Er... well, a lesbian anyway. :-P
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: iamaboringperson on July 01, 2004, 03:24:42 AM: Quote
Damn. I hope I'm a woman in my next life. Er... well, a lesbian anyway.
I always wished that I was a good looking lesbian in a womans prison (full of other good looking lesbian babes ;)
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: graffias79 on July 01, 2004, 01:51:12 PM: Quote

T_Bone wrote:

EGADS!!!

THEY'RE RECRUITING!!!! I knew it!!!

:lol:;-)

Why yes, all I need is one more and I'll have earned that toaster oven! :banana: :banana: :insane: :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: whabang on July 01, 2004, 02:26:13 PM: Quote

T_Bone wrote:
Damn. I hope I'm a woman in my next life. Er... well, a lesbian anyway. :-P

Quote

iamaboringperson wrote:
I always wished that I was a good looking lesbian in a womans prison (full of other good looking lesbian babes ;)

You two have serious personality crises! :nervous: :lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: whabang on July 01, 2004, 02:27:39 PM: Quote
"Females treated with the highest dose of PT-141 also attempted to mount the males."

Yeah, coz that's what we all want, isn't it?!?! :-D
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on July 01, 2004, 03:07:57 PM: Quote

T_Bone wrote:
I don't know why women would need it anyway, they seem to get hornier and hornier the older they get!
yeah, and men lose any stamina and get tired easily. and aren't in the mood......

I want a fully functional android! :lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: AccyD on July 01, 2004, 06:00:57 PM: Quote

cecilia wrote:

I want a fully functional android! :lol:

I think you will find it irritating when you have to stop to change the batteries "mid-flow" !
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on July 01, 2004, 07:03:30 PM: Quote

AccyD wrote:
I think you will find it irritating when you have to stop to change the batteries "mid-flow" !
someone sounds jealous! :lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: T_Bone on July 02, 2004, 12:06:47 PM: Quote

cecilia wrote:
Quote

AccyD wrote:
I think you will find it irritating when you have to stop to change the batteries "mid-flow" !
someone sounds jealous! :lol:

Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: PMC on July 02, 2004, 12:07:52 PM: Quote

T_Bone wrote:

Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:

Me too, but my ex would kill me.

:lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: T_Bone on July 02, 2004, 12:13:10 PM: Quote

T_Bone wrote:

Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:

lol! now I HAVE to tell it she says, after saying that!

We were in Home Depot, we went down the battery isle, and they had this huge bin of "C" batteries half price. I said "Why the hell do they have that many C batteries here? they'll never sell them, I can't think of anything that uses C batteries! Oh wait..."

She laughed.

Ok, we get our crap and go home. She has to go back to exchange something, and when she gets to the checkout lane, the woman in front of her swings this huge basket of "C" batteries up onto the counter to pay for them. My wife sees this and starts laughing, and no matter how much she tries to stop, she can't. When she got back home she blamed ME!

Oh hell, it was funny in real life anyway. :-)
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: odin on July 02, 2004, 12:24:59 PM: cecilia wrote:
Quote
yeah, and men lose any stamina and get tired easily. and aren't in the mood......

I want a fully functional android! :lol:
(http://www.realdoll.com/image/charlie/md01_sm.jpg)
*cough* (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp)
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: T_Bone on July 02, 2004, 12:28:27 PM: Quote

cecilia wrote:

I want a fully functional android! :lol:

Heard about the new AIBO model? (no really)

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87 (http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87)

:lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on July 02, 2004, 12:53:36 PM: bah, droids

I need real living FLESH to bo bite in.

(http://www.dignubia.org/maps/timeline/img/b0664-lion-eating-nubian.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on July 02, 2004, 02:12:58 PM: Quote

odin wrote:
cecilia wrote:
Quote
yeah, and men lose any stamina and get tired easily. and aren't in the mood......

I want a fully functional android! :lol:
(http://www.realdoll.com/image/charlie/md01_sm.jpg)
*cough* (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp)
yeah, but, like real guys, it also lies there and does nothing.:roflmao:
AND it's expensive. I can't afford a human bf, nevermind a rubber one.
:lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on July 02, 2004, 02:14:10 PM: Quote

T_Bone wrote:
Quote

cecilia wrote:

I want a fully functional android! :lol:

Heard about the new AIBO model? (no really)

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87 (http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87)

:lol:
already have vibrators. thanks! :lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: whabang on July 02, 2004, 03:27:23 PM: lol @ T-bone!
:lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: PMC on July 02, 2004, 03:56:19 PM: Quote

PMC wrote:
Quote

T_Bone wrote:

Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:

Me too, but my ex would kill me.

:lol:

Okay, as T-Bone went first...

An ex had a toy that used to interfere with our TV reception when it hit a certain frequency.

The neighbours couldn't figure out why they couldn't get "The Big Breakfast" during weekday mornings for half an hour at a time before she went to work.

:laughing:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: PMC on July 02, 2004, 03:57:57 PM: Quote

cecilia wrote:

yeah, but, like real guys, it also lies there are does nothing.:roflmao:

AND it's expensive. I can't afford a human bf, nevermind a rubber one.
:lol:

:lol:

Yeah, but blow up men can't mow lawns!
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on July 02, 2004, 04:13:25 PM: Quote
Yeah, but blow up men can't mow lawns!
so what. i don't have a lawn! :lol:

anyway, stuff like that i could do myself! :lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: PMC on July 02, 2004, 04:17:34 PM: Quote

so what. i don't have a lawn! :lol:

Was that a euphamism?
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on July 02, 2004, 05:16:12 PM: yes! :lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: PMC on July 02, 2004, 05:18:11 PM: Quote

cecilia wrote:
yes! :lol:

Nice one Cecilia

:lol:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: T_Bone on July 02, 2004, 08:50:45 PM: Quote

PMC wrote:
Quote

so what. i don't have a lawn! :lol:

Was that a euphamism?

& @PMC

:lol: :lol: :lol: :bigcry: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: Glaucus on July 07, 2004, 01:20:52 AM: I admit it, I'm to blame for all this.... Should have known better then to post a sex related article on A.org!!!

:-D

- Mike
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on July 07, 2004, 02:07:08 AM: This thread will now be locked and Glaucus will be banned from Aorg because of indecent behaviour
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: cecilia on July 07, 2004, 03:04:49 AM: before that happens, here's a "seering indictment" of the relationship between bush and blair (http://www.blogjam.com/bowers/bush/)

(flash) and in VERY poor taste! (hey! the best kind!!):banana:
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: jeffimix on July 07, 2004, 03:28:29 AM: I think they found male's sexual peak was late teens, early twenties, and women's was like thirties to fourties...
Title: Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
Post by: Glaucus on July 07, 2004, 04:28:02 PM: Quote

jeffimix wrote:
I think they found male's sexual peak was late teens, early twenties, and women's was like thirties to fourties...
Yeah, I also heard that the sexual peak is a 20 year cycle or something weird like that. So guys peak again at 40. Personally, I think that's all a bunch of bull, I've always been horny!!! :banana:

- Mike