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Title: Give The Frog A Loan         
Post by: iamaboringperson on June 28, 2004, 12:48:22 AM
Give The Frog A Loan                                              
  A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her   
  nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.                               
                                                                           
  "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."          
                                                                           
  Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
  name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he    
  knows the bank manager.                                                  
                                                                           
  Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
                                                                           
  The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain        
  elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.          
                                                                           
                                                                     
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
  Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank  
  manager and disappears into a back office.                               
                                                                           
  She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out 
  there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
  use this as collateral."                                                 
                                                                           
  She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
                                                                           
  (you're gonna love this)                                                 
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
  (its a real treat)                                                       
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
  (a masterpiece)                                                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
  (wait for it)                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
  The bank manager looks back at her and says...                           
                                                                           
  "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a   
  Rolling Stone."                                                          
                                                                           
  (You're singing it, aren't you?  Yeah, I know you are........)           
                                                                           
  Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you      
  did!!!                                               
Title: Re: Give The Frog A Loan
Post by: odin on June 28, 2004, 10:41:37 AM
:inquisitive:

:-?

¡No comprende!
Title: Re: Give The Frog A Loan
Post by: Vincent on June 28, 2004, 01:03:57 PM
:lol:

@odin

It's an old children's rhyme:

This old man, he played one
He played knick-knack on my thumb
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give your dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Title: Re: Give The Frog A Loan
Post by: Karlos on June 28, 2004, 05:08:50 PM
*groan*

:-D
Title: Re: Give The Frog A Loan         
Post by: Doobrey on June 28, 2004, 11:34:59 PM
Quote

iamaboringperson wrote:
(You're singing it, aren't you?  Yeah, I know you are........)           


No, but`s been going round in my head all day long!!! :pissed:  
:whack:

Still, really bad groaners like that just beg to be told..
Title: Re: Give The Frog A Loan
Post by: odin on June 28, 2004, 11:39:58 PM
Ah :-). It's like a...ehm....cultural thing :-D.
Title: Re: Give The Frog A Loan
Post by: FluffyMcDeath on June 29, 2004, 12:39:19 AM
Why you telegraph the punchline in your title?
Why (wait fo it) when you already gave it away?