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Title: First Come, First Served!
Post by: on May 14, 2004, 11:42:37 PM
Being the idiotic artist that I am, I will take 5 requests for art. It can be anything, except porn. So then, what can I do for you?  :-)
Title: Re: First Come, First Served!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 15, 2004, 01:08:46 AM
Copy the telephone book using your blood as ink.
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Post by: weirdami on May 15, 2004, 01:16:29 AM
Can you make a banana into an Amiga?
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Post by: on May 15, 2004, 02:05:12 AM
Wow, you really don't like me, Speel 0_0
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Post by: Dan on May 15, 2004, 11:53:43 AM
Try something with the AROS Kitty or the AROS logo!
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Post by: odin on May 15, 2004, 12:06:04 PM
While you're at copying the telephone book with your own blood as ink, use you skinned hide as paper.  :-P
Title: Re: First Come, First Served!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 15, 2004, 12:29:14 PM
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JonoPike wrote:
Wow, you really don't like me, Speel 0_0
Twas but a joke
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Post by: CU_AMiGA on May 15, 2004, 12:55:25 PM
Draw Chuckie! :roll:
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Post by: Mike_Amiga on May 20, 2004, 02:00:42 AM
Draw a huge futuristic tower with a dome at the top, and with 2 domes connected at the bottom. ;-)
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Post by: T_Bone on May 20, 2004, 02:58:07 AM
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JonoPike wrote:
Being the idiotic artist that I am, I will take 5 requests for art. It can be anything, except porn. So then, what can I do for you?  :-)


When I was in school, two students covered themselves in fingerpaint, the girl red, and the guy blue, and had sex on a large sheet of paper, submitting the paper as art.

This was high school mind you, and both students were suspended  :lol:
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Post by: MAD on May 20, 2004, 03:41:50 PM
Hoya!

LOL!

Boy, I wish I met this kind of girl...

Be funky

M A D
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Post by: sumner7 on May 20, 2004, 03:43:31 PM
I want you to make a picture of me!!! :-D
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Post by: cecilia on May 20, 2004, 04:25:10 PM
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This was high school mind you, and both students were suspended
americans are SO uptight! :lol:
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Post by: Fade on May 20, 2004, 05:59:59 PM
@ Cecilia
"americans are SO uptight!"
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Where do you draw the line Cecilia?

High school? Er...apparently not.

Jr. high?

Grammar school?

Kindergarten?
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Post by: that_punk_guy on May 20, 2004, 06:25:59 PM
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Fade wrote:
Where do you draw the line Cecilia?

High school? Er...apparently not.

Jr. high?

Grammar school?

Kindergarten?


High-school's right up to 18 in the USA, right?

I consider that quite an interesting and different thing to be doing with art. (And I'd certainly like to see the results ;-)...)

If they were mentally developed enough to have come up with something interesting like that, I doubt they were too young/stupid/underdeveloped to be having sex.
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Post by: PMC on May 21, 2004, 08:48:27 AM
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Fade wrote:
@ Cecilia
"americans are SO uptight!"
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Where do you draw the line Cecilia?

High school? Er...apparently not.

Jr. high?

Grammar school?

Kindergarten?


As I understand over there, high school can mean anything up to 18 years of age, am I correct?

Don't tell me you weren't doing the wild thing at 18?

;-)
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Post by: T_Bone on May 21, 2004, 11:51:13 AM
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PMC wrote:
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Fade wrote:
@ Cecilia
"americans are SO uptight!"
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Where do you draw the line Cecilia?

High school? Er...apparently not.

Jr. high?

Grammar school?

Kindergarten?


As I understand over there, high school can mean anything up to 18 years of age, am I correct?

Don't tell me you weren't doing the wild thing at 18?

;-)


Not me! I did, however recieve a VERY special birthday present when I turned 19!  :lol:
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Post by: CU_AMiGA on May 21, 2004, 02:22:50 PM
You haven't done anything Jono.... you have failed.

-edit-

Like your sig, very nice! :-) Geddit checked!
Title: Re: First Come, First Served!
Post by: 6 on May 21, 2004, 04:32:19 PM
Mike Amiga:  Look at the Capitol building of the state of Florida: http://dhr.dos.state.fl.us/flafacts/capitol.html  Go to the bottom of the page.

It was designed as an insult to southern Florida.  It and the Harvard Lampoon building are the only buildings in the world constructed as a joke.  The joke was on South Florida, right redrumloa?
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Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 23, 2004, 02:29:24 PM
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Fade wrote:
@ Cecilia
"americans are SO uptight!"
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Where do you draw the line Cecilia?

High school? Er...apparently not.

Jr. high?

Grammar school?

Kindergarten?
home for the elderly :-?
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Post by: MAD on May 23, 2004, 05:47:05 PM
Hoya!

@T_Bone

TELL US!!!!!! :-)

Be funky

M A D
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Post by: cecilia on May 23, 2004, 09:04:43 PM
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that_punk_guy wrote:
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Fade wrote:
Where do you draw the line Cecilia?

High school? Er...apparently not.

Jr. high?

Grammar school?

Kindergarten?


High-school's right up to 18 in the USA, right?

I consider that quite an interesting and different thing to be doing with art. (And I'd certainly like to see the results ;-)...)

If they were mentally developed enough to have come up with something interesting like that, I doubt they were too young/stupid/underdeveloped to be having sex.
exactly. if people are doing stuff like that in HS, well, what the heck.
I wasn't, but that was my choice. i did, however, enjoy looking at the pics in euopean magazines that had boys in their underwear. (at that time, american mags didn't have such images). but, as i've said, americans are very uptight.

I didn't even date in HS, but that's because I was way too tall for the boys to be interested. or, to put it another way: if some boy had the courage to even ask, he would have eventually been ridiculed by his friends. (along the lines of, "why are you hanging with someone that looks like Frankenstein", etc). This poor fellow would have been forced to side with his friends, of course, which would have left me getting all the insults.
and as i'm not into self-abuse, i avoided the whole issue.
 
BTW, HS is four years, the ages are usually from 15 to 18.
Title: Re: First Come, First Served!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 23, 2004, 09:57:45 PM
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cecilia wrote:
if some boy had the courage to even ask, he would have eventually been ridiculed by his friends. (along the lines of, "why are you hanging with someone that looks like Frankenstein", etc).
Yup. I recognise that. And rather say: 'friends' (with quotes)

Social pressure (with all it's tiny details) is an extremely underestimated fact of life.
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Post by: the_leander on May 25, 2004, 01:07:03 PM
Aww Cecilia,

I know the feeling well, as a teenager I was not pretty, more to the point, my facial features were not unlike that of your average pizza in terms of complexion. So dating for me for the most part was out of the question. Of course being a short arse (5ft 6ins) meant that many people were taller then me so it works both ways.

Going back to the original point of the thread... Jono any good at gothic archetecture, sorta comic book style?
Title: Re: First Come, First Served!
Post by: glockspeel on May 26, 2004, 11:07:37 AM