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Title: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: on May 03, 2004, 10:59:22 PM
A few weeks ago, my 'parents' invited me downstairs for a chat. They then broke the news that I was adopted. Why couldn't they have told me sooner, then the news wouldn't have been so bad. It was awful. Just totally numbing - my security breaking down before me. However, I was given clues as to who my REAL parents were.

They gave me information regarding my real father, but no information was available for my mother. After extensive searching and sifting through information, I conclude that my father is someone who posts here on this forum. The shocks do not end there.

My father is 'iamaboringperson'. Then, I managed to uncover the horrific truth about my mother and conception. One night in the mid-eighties, my father had no woman to share a bed with, so he chose the thing most precious to him, his Commodore 64...

But the truth is that a Commodore 64 cannot give birth to a human child.  Therefore, this must mean the link between me and my parents concludes that iamaboringperson is actually my mother, and that a Commodore 64 got him pregnant.

After this calamity, I don't blame iamaboringperson for selling the machine second hand. However, to this day I cannot look at a Commodore64 without thinking 'Is that my father?'  :-(
Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: T_Bone on May 03, 2004, 11:08:22 PM
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Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: that_punk_guy on May 03, 2004, 11:56:40 PM
Are you still here?
Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: Karlos on May 04, 2004, 12:43:19 AM
@JonoPike

DANGER: CHEESE! (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/cheese.htm)

You really should lay off the stuff in the evenings. It gives you nightmares, apparently.

A fatal flaw in your reasoning is that any bloke who could become pregnant from a C= 64 would probably be far from "aboringperson" - in fact he'd be fascinating. From a medical/technological point of view, at least :lol:

Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 04, 2004, 01:06:13 AM
@Jonopike

be careful with LSD, such a trip might last for the rest of yer life.
Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: whabang on May 04, 2004, 07:56:25 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: sumner7 on May 04, 2004, 03:51:31 PM
What is this outrage? Commodore 64's can't ejaculate, let alone have sex.  :lol:
Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: on May 04, 2004, 11:42:59 PM
What are you talking about? Clearly, ou have not seen them leak molten silicon.  :-o
Title: Re: So, I've tracked down my REAL parents!
Post by: sumner7 on May 05, 2004, 12:46:52 PM
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JonoPike wrote:
What are you talking about? Clearly, ou have not seen them leak molten silicon.  :-o


iamaboringperson is a man! How can men give birth? You must be half commodore64 if it is your father, which you are clearly not.