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Title: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: that_punk_guy on April 09, 2004, 10:22:23 AM
http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

Has anyone seen this?

It's creepy, tell the chicken to do things, and he does... :-o

(probably doesn't work with Amiga browsers)

PS. Don't eat at Burger King.
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Cyberus on April 09, 2004, 10:29:06 AM
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that_punk_guy wrote:
http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

Has anyone seen this?

No, but there is a peroxide chicken somewhere here on AOrg...:-)

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It's creepy, tell the chicken to do things, and he does... :-o

(probably doesn't work with Amiga browsers)

PS. Don't eat at Burger King.

Why, cos you're still loyal to McDeath? ;-)
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Cyberus on April 09, 2004, 10:34:57 AM
OMG! I just tried that out! :lol:

I told him to sit down on the sofa and relax....
He didn't stay there very long though.
I told him to eat a carrot, which seemed to cause some confusion, probably cos he doesn't have one to hand.  

Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: that_punk_guy on April 09, 2004, 10:36:13 AM
I just added that 'cause it's BK's site, I thought I'd try and put my consciense at ease.

Although from what I've heard, in terms of animal welfare, McDonald's has a much better record than BK. Er, but that's besides the point! Down, capitalists!! :-D

And here are my favorite things to ask the chicken:

strike a cool pose
go to sleep
dance
sing to me
pretend to fly around the room
wiggle your buttocks at me
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Cyberus on April 09, 2004, 10:42:29 AM
So how many subservient chickens are there then?
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: mikeymike on April 09, 2004, 11:47:54 AM
He wouldn't re-arrange the furniture, hit the light, or switch on the television!
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: that_punk_guy on April 09, 2004, 11:55:23 AM
Yeah, I asked him to have a beer and watch some TV, but he didn't.
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Vincent on April 09, 2004, 12:02:31 PM
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that_punk_guy wrote:
Yeah, I asked him to have a beer and watch some TV, but he didn't.


Just tell him to "watch tv" and he'll do it.
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Cyberus on April 09, 2004, 12:10:52 PM
I tried the 'watch TV' too - I said "Watch TV news" and he just sat on the chair - perhaps the TV is already on?
I asked him to get a book off the shelf and read, and he didn't, he just sat down.
I also said "Relax" - hey, I felt sorry for the guy, and he sat down for just a few seconds.

But I still want to know, how many chickens are there?
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: that_punk_guy on April 09, 2004, 12:16:30 PM
How many chickens? :-?

He tried to lay an egg but it never materialised.
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: odin on April 09, 2004, 12:19:30 PM
ROTFL!!

Brilliant :-), taking Eliza over the top ;-).
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Cyberus on April 09, 2004, 12:21:23 PM
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that_punk_guy wrote:
How many chickens? :-?

Well I guess I'm being really dumb - but is there only one chicken? Because he reacts to what I say and never seems to be reacting to what others might be saying. So are there multiple  chickens in multiple rooms?  

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He tried to lay an egg but it never materialised.

:lol:

I wonder how much he gets paid? I wonder if he gets crude requests?
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: that_punk_guy on April 09, 2004, 12:25:18 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
Well I guess I'm being really dumb - but is there only one chicken? Because he reacts to what I say and never seems to be reacting to what others might be saying. So are there multiple  chickens in multiple rooms?  


Oh... Shhhhhh, you're spoiling the illusion! ;-)

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I wonder if he gets crude requests?


Yes he does. And no, he didn't do what I asked!! :-D
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Cyberus on April 09, 2004, 12:51:04 PM
Ah! I've finally worked something out...:lol: Doh! How was I so stupid? There's a 'secret' to the chicken...
[no, its not the fact that its not a real chicken!]


BTW, as an aside, earlier I asked him to touch the ceiling and he fingered his crotch instead  :-o

edit: and its spelt 'subservient' isn't it?
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: that_punk_guy on April 09, 2004, 01:31:01 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
and its spelt 'subservient' isn't it?


Indeed. I just posted the URL I was given, but upon checking, the correct spelling takes you to the same site. :-)
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: whabang on April 09, 2004, 04:33:53 PM
It won't do the funky chicken... :-(
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: whabang on April 09, 2004, 04:34:38 PM
Lol! Try asking it to masturbate! :lol:
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Karlos on April 09, 2004, 10:40:09 PM
The ideal gift for the man who has everything. A submissive fettishist in a chicken outfit and suspenders :lol:
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: Mike_Amiga on April 10, 2004, 01:58:15 AM
I told him to fetch huge prop bun and lie down in it, but all he did was lie down on the spot. Still, pretty bizarre having control over the actions of a giant chicken.

Thanks for that one Punkmonger. :-D

*edit*

Wicked! I got it to prettend to vomit!
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: cecilia on April 10, 2004, 02:29:17 AM
i asked it to get a job and support me, but he didn't. :-(

(he danced on the sofa cushions)
damn.

i've never asked that before. i guess i'm not good at it.   :lol:

Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: graffias79 on April 10, 2004, 05:32:11 AM
if you want a good closeup of the chicken ask it to eat poop and it will come up to the screen lol
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: T_Bone on April 10, 2004, 06:16:08 AM
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whabang wrote:
It won't do the funky chicken... :-(

 :lol:  :roflmao:
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: cecilia on April 10, 2004, 05:21:00 PM
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graffias79 wrote:
if you want a good closeup of the chicken ask it to eat poop and it will come up to the screen lol
he did the same thjing when i asked him to take out his penis.
(hey, it's a chicken!)
:roflmao:
Title: Re: Subserviant chicken?!
Post by: T_Bone on April 10, 2004, 07:20:45 PM
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cecilia wrote:
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graffias79 wrote:
if you want a good closeup of the chicken ask it to eat poop and it will come up to the screen lol
he did the same thjing when i asked him to take out his penis.
(hey, it's a chicken!)
:roflmao:


ROFLMDAO!