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Title: Nerd Test
Post by: jd997uk on March 16, 2004, 10:27:08 AM
http://students.washington.edu/mmccain/nerdtest.html (http://students.washington.edu/mmccain/nerdtest.html)

Let the fun begin ;-)
-john
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Crumpster on March 16, 2004, 12:36:24 PM
Hey I'm well balanced!!! That came as a shock!  :-D

47.61904761904762%
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: jd997uk on March 16, 2004, 01:51:03 PM
A pathetic 30.952380952380952% for me.
No idea on some of them.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Vincent on March 16, 2004, 02:09:08 PM
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jd997uk wrote:
A pathetic 30.952380952380952% for me.
No idea on some of them.

Nah, this is pathetic :-P

23.80952380952381% nerd blood flows through your veins.
Proudly display your nerdiness (or lack thereof)

:lol:
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Cymric on March 16, 2004, 03:00:44 PM
Jeez. 38.09%. That comes as a shock, especially when compared to all those people here I used to think of as nerdier than me...
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Crumpster on March 16, 2004, 03:11:34 PM
Oh dear, suddenly my 40 odd % looks a bit more nerdy than what I thought.

Ah well, people have been saying it for years, I just choose to ignore it!!

Just for the record, I didn't have a clue on any of the Dungeons and Dragons questions.  :-D
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: odin on March 16, 2004, 04:10:01 PM
30.952380952380953% nerd blood flows through your veins.

Pathetic!  :-x
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 16, 2004, 04:37:01 PM
11.904761904761905%

ME!!! AS A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER! :roflmao:

(ehm, what does n00b actually means?)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: odin on March 16, 2004, 05:11:02 PM
n00b - noob - noobie - newbie

In l337 h4x0r speak.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 16, 2004, 05:23:10 PM
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odin wrote:
n00b - noob - noobie - newbie

In l337 h4x0r speak.
Newbie?
Not to computers.

I only have the practical, useable aspects of the nerd-spectrum. :-D

And I think that 'l337 h4x0r' speak rather unreadable, and for that, It does not seem to me to be logical to use it, since we already got a better readable speak.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: mikeymike on March 16, 2004, 05:27:22 PM
45.2 :-)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 16, 2004, 05:42:07 PM
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mikeymike wrote:
45.2 :-)
:-o
How did you manage that?
Most questions seemed nonsense (on purpose) to me......
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: mikeymike on March 16, 2004, 05:59:49 PM
The LotR ones, the FPS ones, the Monty Python one, Hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy, and one Star Trek TNG one IIRC are the ones I could answer.

Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: FluffyMcDeath on March 16, 2004, 07:27:36 PM
38 and a bit.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: that_punk_guy on March 16, 2004, 08:10:46 PM
7.142857142857143% nerd blood flows through your veins.

But only because I'm incredibly mentally challenged. Dammit, I can't even excell at being a freaking nerd.

:-(
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Xand on March 16, 2004, 09:53:31 PM
45.23809523809524% nerd blood flows through your veins.

40-49%:  What's this, a well balanced nerd? Impressive.  

If they had asked more technical questions, I would have done better.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 16, 2004, 10:06:52 PM
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Xand wrote:
45.23809523809524% nerd blood flows through your veins.

40-49%:  What's this, a well balanced nerd? Impressive.  

If they had asked more technical questions, I would have done better.
Yup, me too.

I've abandoned that fantasy stuff some 7 years ago now I think
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Xand on March 16, 2004, 10:32:59 PM
It would appear that in order to be a good nerd, one must watch too many movies, watch too much TV, read a lot of science fiction, and play fantasy games...

The CMOS, overclocking, number base, and Badger, Badger, Badger ones were easy though.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: T_Bone on March 17, 2004, 05:10:20 AM
40ish.

I guessed alot.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 05:05:13 PM
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odin wrote:
In l337 h4x0r speak.
I still try to decode this....

l337:

el-three-three-seven

(I thought that one was elite, but how the HECK did they come up with that?)

h4x0r
age-four-ex-or (x0r = exclusive or?)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Cymric on March 17, 2004, 05:45:28 PM
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l337:

1 ('one') or l ('el') = L
3 = E
7 = T

So you get 'LEET', which is the shortcut for 'ELITE'. The first 'E' is barely audible, hence the abbreviation.

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h4x0r

h = H
4 = A
x = I think classical Dutch/German 'ch', which is pronounced as KH (think 'Christ')
0 = O ('oh')
r = R

leading to 'HAKHOR', which sounds close enough to 'hacker' if you swallow and twist the final syllable a bit. For a really good puzzle on what '1337' looks like, read this and the following installments (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011015.html) of GPF. Which is a really cool online comic, although I think Sluggy Freelance and Kevin & Kell are better. But now I'm digressing.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 05:53:21 PM
@Cymric

tnx :-)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: mikeymike on March 17, 2004, 05:59:17 PM
I thought part of being a nerd was being able to remember virtually all of the puzzle solutions in Monkey Island 2, no matter how many years it's been since you played it :-)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 06:17:47 PM
Guybrush...
Guybrush Nosehair!




(or a good nerd test is: what is the maximum unit count of Dune 2?)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: mikeymike on March 17, 2004, 07:02:15 PM
I know the maximum unit count in Starcraft, is that as nerdy as?
:-)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 08:31:43 PM
Close :-)

but tis also about that ppl know about all games from all times.

like the rather unknown game 'Fade to Black'

and a question about it like: what is the graphic techniques used in this game?

(answer: the environment is made up of textured polygons, the character and the foes are made of gauraud shaded non-textured polygons, and some objects, are bitmaps)

now, is THAT nerdy enough?
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: mikeymike on March 17, 2004, 09:03:20 PM
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like the rather unknown game 'Fade to Black'

The one along the lines of Another World (as in the same outfit produced it)?  FtB was a cool game.  Pity it would run about 16 billion times faster than it ought to a current PC :-)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 09:25:57 PM
First there was Another World (also know as Out of this World) Then there was Flashback and then there was Fade to Black. All used the smooth animation technique alike the one used in Prince of Persia.

And FtB ran quite smooth on a low end system back then.

Now another question: what was the other name of the game Blackhawk (made by Blizzard)?

And there's another question: did this game came out on the Amiga?
And did the following games came out on the Amiga?:
Prince of Persia 2
Test Drive 3
Green Beret/Rush 'n Attack
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Cyberus on March 17, 2004, 09:35:33 PM
28.6% to 1dp
Sheesh, and I hate Star Wars, have never read Hitchikers Guide (but saw the series as a kid), don't play PC games, haven't played AD&D for years....
How'd I do so well? Lucky guesses?

When I'm on my deathbed, I'll be wishing I had less sex, smoked less weed, drank less beer, read less and instead played more computer games, did more role-playing and watched more dodgy sci-fi :-P

Sarcasm aside, I really enjoyed role-playing when I was younger, even though the campaigns we always started were soon abandoned....perhaps on my deathbed I *will* be wishing I'd done more roleplaying....hmm, perhaps there's a way of combining the roleplaying and the sex ;-)

Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 09:48:35 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
When I'm on my deathbed, I'll be wishing I had less sex, smoked less weed, drank less beer, read less and instead played more computer games, did more role-playing and watched more dodgy sci-fi :-P
hmmmm, I wish, I wish I had drank less beer? Nononono, memorable were those times in the 'Biergarten', I wish I smoked less weed? No, or, yes, or, maybe, but I never smoked really much weed, or yet I did, but I dunno, I dunno anymore, was fifteen or so, had a bad period, so I think that smoking weed was inevitable.
Read less? NO! I wish I had some more rest, some more ease and patience to pick up some more books, I still have a bookshelf to read. :lol: play more games that'd be my death, I think. Watched more dodgy sci-fi? Well, yes, maybe, but at home, I didn't have cable telly, still Star Trek was on it every week :-)
Did more Role Playing games? Hm, yes I'd like to play that a bit more I think, I actually never played it.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Cyberus on March 17, 2004, 10:01:41 PM
I was being sarcastic Eyso!

In truth though, I wish I *had* smoked less weed - then I would have done better at university, I wish I *had* drunk less beer - then I wouldn't have got into so much debt at university. Other than that - MORE sex and MORE books! :lol: But hey, I'm only 25....!

edit: Someday I'll have to join you for a beer Eyso, beer seems so appealing again, the way you talk about it!
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 10:11:11 PM
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In truth though, I wish I *had* smoked less weed - then I would have done better at university,

yes, I wish I had smoked less weed high(:lol:)school, but sometimes I wonder if it would have made any difference..... :-(
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 I wish I *had* drunk less beer - then I wouldn't have got into so much debt at university.
ehm, okay, but... I can't forget many a time like that *sigh*

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Other than that - MORE sex and MORE books! :lol: But hey, I'm only 25....!
Well, about that first thing, I dunno, probably, but I am not really suitable for that I think. About that second part, couldn't agree more,  Btw, Cyberus, WHAT kind of books? :-) (I can reccomend Gormenghast, actually)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: voxel on March 17, 2004, 10:41:23 PM
don't work on IBrowse :-(
the destiny awaits button does nothing :bigcry:
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 17, 2004, 10:53:55 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
edit: Someday I'll have to join you for a beer Eyso, beer seems so appealing again, the way you talk about it!
I'd like that :-)
But just an easy drink, not on purpose binge drinking or so.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Cyberus on March 17, 2004, 10:59:49 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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 I wish I *had* drunk less beer - then I wouldn't have got into so much debt at university.
ehm, okay, but... I can't forget many a time like that *sigh*

I also have many good memories. But it was so expensive, and if you do something too much, it becomes less enjoyable.

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Other than that - MORE sex and MORE books! :lol: But hey, I'm only 25....!
Well, about that first thing, I dunno, probably, but I am not really suitable for that I think.
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Nonsense! I don't think anyone is 'suitable' especially.

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About that second part, couldn't agree more,  Btw, Cyberus, WHAT kind of books? :-) (I can reccomend Gormenghast, actually)

Well, I own over 500 non-reference books, and I think I have probably read only half of them! I have a big stack beside my bed, and a big list in my head of books I want to read.

My favourite writers are George Orwell, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Aldous Huxley and Joseph Heller (if only he had written more) but I would like to read more Tennessee Williams, Joseph Conrad and a lot of the American 'beat' writers [I have only read two Kerouac novels - he *is* overrated, but still good despite that].

I really like what I have read of 19th C French writers, particularly Guy de Maupassant (A breath of fresh air from the stuffy Victorian writers of the time here in Britain!) and Voltaire's 'Candide' is a masterpiece IMO (although not 19th C!). Kafka bored me when I read him as a teenager, but I think he deserves a revisit - I read Metamorphosis recently and liked that. Graham Greene is another that I like, but I have only read some of his shorter stories. I thought that James Joyce was overrated drivel, but again, perhaps I should look again.

Gormenghast trilogy is something I've been meaning to read - I've heard good things about it. I haven't ever been too keen on fantasy, despite the best efforts of some of my friends. I even have a signed copy of David Gemmel's first book.

I go through phases with authors/scenes whereby I read everything I can by an author before moving into a different phase. My first major phase was a Dostoevsky one, then Orwell, then back to Russians again with Chekov and Gogol, and now I'm in the middle of a French phase. I'm rereading Candide, this time in French and also Camus' L'etranger. I tried reading l'age du raison in French, but it was FAR too difficult! Reading Sartre in English is bad enough!

The problem I have is that I read more than one book at a time, as I'm not always in the mood to read a particular book. So I'll have three or four books on the go, and some of them will take months to finish. I have been reading 'The Devils' by Dostoevsky since November 2002!!! I tend to 'dip into' books, which is why I like short stories (I LOVE Sherlock Holmes stories, as they are perfect bedtime length) and poetry.

Sorry, you didn't ask for a rant, but you did ask what kind of books!
By the way, EVERYONE should read Dostoevsky's 'Notes From the Underground' - a real life-changing experience IMHO!
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Mike_Amiga on March 17, 2004, 11:39:17 PM
Thanks I do enjoy the odd silly test.

23.80952380952381% nerd blood flows through my veins, apparently.

Rounding up that's only 24%, PHEW! I'm just under a quarter nerd. :-)
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 18, 2004, 12:18:06 AM
Well, first thing to say, I'm impressed! I still have to read all these books..
I just read history and fiction, not yet books with ideas alike these.

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Gormenghast trilogy is something I've been meaning to read - I've heard good things about it. I haven't ever been too keen on fantasy, despite the best efforts of some of my friends. I even have a signed copy of David Gemmel's first book.
David Gemmel? Gormenghast is written by Mervyn Peake I thought. Gormenghast isn't really fantasy, rather surrealism, everything is physically possible, no monsters, no magic. To me, the books are unlike anything I've ever read. The style of writing is sometimes chaotic and fast (in terms of happenings), then it is slowly describing every detail of the weird environment, it describes with many details the weird (yet recognisable :-)) characters.

and btw, I'll keep this one in mind:
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By the way, EVERYONE should read Dostoevsky's 'Notes From the Underground'
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: adz on March 18, 2004, 10:42:28 AM
30.952380952380952% nerd blood flows through your veins.

Noooooooo!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: whabang on March 18, 2004, 12:21:32 PM
28 point something...
Has anyone managed to score 42 blank? :-D
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Cyberus on March 18, 2004, 01:37:57 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

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Gormenghast trilogy is something I've been meaning to read - I've heard good things about it. I haven't ever been too keen on fantasy, despite the best efforts of some of my friends. I even have a signed copy of David Gemmel's first book.
David Gemmel? Gormenghast is written by Mervyn Peake I thought. Gormenghast isn't really fantasy, rather surrealism, everything is physically possible, no monsters, no magic. To me, the books are unlike anything I've ever read. The style of writing is sometimes chaotic and fast (in terms of happenings), then it is slowly describing every detail of the weird environment, it describes with many details the weird (yet recognisable :-)) characters.


Yes it is written by Mervyn Peake, I was just lumping it together with fantasy - which is probably a little hasty. I remember reading a passage from Titus Groan for my English GCSE exam (standard exam we take at 16), and I liked what I read then.
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 18, 2004, 08:28:35 PM
I dunno how old I was when I read Gormenghast (20 or so, probably)... But sure I remember it was kinda hard to read. The last book of the trilogy I never completed reading it. It wasn't translated in Dutch yet and the style of writing in English was really uncommon and hard to read, according to me.
I continuously re-read parts that I thought I understand but later in the book appeared to be different.

though, heavy stuff for a 16 year old...
Title: Re: Nerd Test
Post by: Methuselas on March 21, 2004, 12:12:18 AM
42.857142857142854% nerd blood flows through your veins.


I embrace my geekdom.  :lol:



What bothers me most is the fact that I got the D&D ones right.....


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Can you imagine if they  actually classified a BREED of nerds? 'Damn, there goes that {bleep} half-nerd again. Why can't he be FULL nerd, like the rest of us??!?' :-o  :-o  :-o