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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: on February 13, 2004, 09:53:38 AM
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Heheh, mine would be:
1, - Why did the universe have matter win over antimatter at the beginning of time?
2, - What would a universe made of antimatter be like?
3, - If I get you pi$ $ed on booe, can I get some more answers out of you?
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1. What would I have to do to be an all knowing entity.
2. How can you prove to me that you are an all knowing entity.
3. Why is a mouse when it spins.
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1) are you really an all-knowing entity?
2) are you really really an all-knowing entity?
3) which pie is best?
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1. Why does toast always land butter side down?
2. Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of eight but hot dog buns come in packs of ten?
3. Given that mankind is fundamentally altruistically self-absorbed, and given his ostensible animist outlook on the transendental plane of human reasoning and the thought realms it produces, why the f*ck is council tax going up AGAIN?
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1. Why does toast always land butter side down?
Magnus Pike wrote a rather nice paper regarding his expermental research into the subject. I urge you to read it.
altruistically self-absorbed
Isn't that an oxymoron?
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Isn't that an oxymoron?
Of course. ;)
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:-? You mean, after asking when AmigaOS4.0 will be out? Hmm, let me think about that....
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1) What changed since yesterday that made my warp3d installation suddenly die?
2) How can I fix it?
3) Can I have something to calm my queasy stomach?
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The Monty Python Swallow/coconut question of course!
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1) Can you give me the exact date that OS4 will be released :-P - had to be asked that one.. £50 says all knowing entity is one of the Friendens ;-) "When its Done!" :-D
2) Can you give me next weeks lottery numbers
3) Can you do give me all your knowledge?
Doctor Faustus territory me thinks :-P
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From the red dwarf perspective...
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3) Given that time is infinite and space is also infinite, would anybody like any toast?
...or something like that!
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Have you got any Raspberry and Logan berry jam like my grandma used to make.
Ive yet to come across a shop that sells it. I can get raspberry - I can get Loganberry - but never the combination...
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1) Do you know Bloodline?
2) Are you aware of the AROS project?
3) What is the conclusion of the following statement "Bloodline says he will stop talking about AROS if..."?
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1) how life arose, and where
2) the true nature of time
3)?
@Karlos
I think you`ll find that the universe is currently viewed to be `bounded`....
@jonepike
MAtter and antimatter imbalance was due to Violation of CP Invariance...
In 1967, Andrei Sakharov wrote his landmark paper; "Violation of CP Invariance, C Asymmetry, and Baryon Asymmetry of the Universe" took the dynamic generation of the baryon asymmetry of the universe seriously. He laid out the basic principles needed to understand this asymmetry and how it led to the dominance of matter in the universe. It’s a modification of the Standard Model called super-symmetry; nature should show a new symmetry at extremely high energies. This paper, though slightly cryptic, showed that the violation of CP symmetry is just one of three conditions that must be satisfied to explain how an imbalance arose between matter and antimatter.
http://mysite.freeserve.com/blobrana/cont/bb.htm (http://mysite.freeserve.com/blobrana/cont/bb.htm)
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(a) Why?
(b) Why?
(c) Why??
;-)
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JonoPike wrote:
Heheh, mine would be:
1, - Why did the universe have matter win over antimatter at the beginning of time?
How do you know that Matter won? Maybe Antimatter won and our frame of reference is just wrong.
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@blobrana
I was trying to recall a question "talkie toaster" asked of the temporarily fully restored Holly (ships computer, IQ of 6000) in an old episode of Red Dwarf...
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1. Who shot JFK?
2. Who killed Marilyn Monroe?
3. Where's Bin Laden?
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Mine would be only one, but maybe just because I'm having a bad day:
"Hey, you scrawny *** ********, what the **** is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of ****ing ***hole to be able to ignore a crying child! You know what you ****ing like, you like to !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$%!"
Or something.
Quoted from the first episode of South Park.
:-)
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blobrana wrote:
MAtter and antimatter imbalance was due to Violation of CP Invariance...
In 1967, Andrei Sakharov wrote his landmark paper; "Violation of CP Invariance, C Asymmetry, and Baryon Asymmetry of the Universe" took the dynamic generation of the baryon asymmetry of the universe seriously. He laid out the basic principles needed to understand this asymmetry and how it led to the dominance of matter in the universe. It’s a modification of the Standard Model called super-symmetry; nature should show a new symmetry at extremely high energies. This paper, though slightly cryptic, showed that the violation of CP symmetry is just one of three conditions that must be satisfied to explain how an imbalance arose between matter and antimatter.
What I wan't to know, is whether the (as yet undiscovered) supersymmetrical elementary particles (quarks) - the so-called 'squarks' exist/existed. The squarks could compose a mirror image of our universe, how cool would that be?
Not 'cool' in the sense of temperature, obviously...
:-)
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Karlos wrote:
From the red dwarf perspective...
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3) Given that time is infinite and space is also infinite, would anybody like any toast?
...or something like that!
:roflmao:
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@ Cyberus
Yea according to E8X E8 super-symmetry breaking there should be a `shadow` universe.
@Karlos
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/8889/sounds/talkie1.wav (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/8889/sounds/talkie1.wav)
@that_punk_guy
i don't know
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Hmmmmm.....
I'll narrow it down to just three questions:
1. Is the universe expanding or contracting?
2. Is your name REALLY Yahweh or god?
3. Can you make a safe cigarette that smokes JUST like a real one?
Thank you!
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You all got the answers. Still, you need the questions.
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You all got the answers. Still, you need the questions.
What is The Matrix?
42?!?
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Please specify your question. When specifying your question you'll get the answer.
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@MaDDUck
You asked Is the universe expanding or contracting?
The universe is explanding...
In 2003, humanity leaned that the universe is 13.7 billion years old.
Discovered by a small satellite named the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe (WMAP) that had been collecting data in an unusual Earth orbit.
Besides universe age, new data and analyses of the spots on the cosmic microwave background bolstered existing indications that the universe is composed predominantly of a strange and mysterious type of dark energy (73 percent). The remaining matter is only about 4 percent in familiar atoms, with the remaining 23 percent in a somewhat mysterious type of dark matter.
During that year, much cosmological research shifted from trying to find the parameters that define our universe to trying to use these parameters as a tool for understanding details of how our universe evolved...
http://mysite.freeserve.com/blobrana/news/darknews.htm (http://mysite.freeserve.com/blobrana/news/darknews.htm) :-)
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KennyR wrote:
2. Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of eight but hot dog buns come in packs of ten?
The problem is you cant count KennyR, sausages are in packs of 10 and the buns are in packs of 8.
-Tig
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T_Bone wrote:
1. Who shot JFK?
Lee Harvey Oswald, glad I could help.
-Tig
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Alright...
1-Why is phonetics spelled with a "ph" and not an "f?"
2-Why are panties plural and a bra singular?
3-Gals with Red hair or Gals with Black hair?
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1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?
2) Where are my keys?
3) How the hell did they get there?!
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Tigger wrote:
The problem is you cant count KennyR, sausages are in packs of 10 and the buns are in packs of 8.
Strange country you live in. ;-)
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1) What came first, the chicken or the egg?
2) The chicken?
3) ..OH.. the egg then?
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McNorris wrote:
Alright...
1-Why is phonetics spelled with a "ph" and not an "f?"
Because you have an inferior language :lol:
In Dutch, it IS actually a 'f'
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1. Why does "Doommaster" keep coming here and posting crap?
2. Does global warming really exist?
3. Why does everyone online seem to want me to increase both my penis and breast size? I'm perfectly happy with both, and I'm really not interested in the prospect of "going at it" between my own large and manly boobs.
:-D
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1. Why is everything fun one or more of the following: illegal, immoral or fattening?
2. Why can't humans be more humane?
3. If the underdog actually won out, would we still root for it?
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1. Who killed John F. Kennedy
2. Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried
3. When is my A1Lite with OS 4 gonna be ready
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Tigger wrote:
T_Bone wrote:
1. Who shot JFK?
Lee Harvey Oswald, glad I could help.
I thought it was the two lookers on the grassy knoll?
:-?
2. Does global warming really exist?
Yes. Evidence aside, you should be able to reach the same conclusion logically. Where does all the crap that 6 - 8 billion people produce every day in the form of pollution go?
Next? :-)
1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?
It's my belief that washing machines come with a matter transporter, specifically designed to transport paired socks. Maybe a sock maker is at the bottom of this mystery, or some arch-criminal whose intentions are far greater than creating the lonely nature of unpaired socks.
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Pulled this one up from the depths!
mikeymike wrote:
Karlos wrote:
1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?
It's my belief that washing machines come with a matter transporter, specifically designed to transport paired socks. Maybe a sock maker is at the bottom of this mystery, or some arch-criminal whose intentions are far greater than creating the lonely nature of unpaired socks.
I bet bloodline knows something about this one :-D ;-)
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...but that only explains the striped one.... :lol:
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graffias79 wrote:
I bet bloodline knows something about this one :-D ;-)
It's never going to go away, it it? :lol:
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It lasted 5 years, I doubt he'll let it go in year 6 :lol:
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Are you suggesting it has become irreversibly bonded to him? I had assumed he'd taken it off in between...
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Bonded inasmuch an item of clothing at a boarding-school has the owner's 'imprint' on it...