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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: Wolfe on February 12, 2004, 09:35:13 AM
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Subject: Bra Sizes Explained
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost B00bs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Just a little Off-The-Wall fun. . . . :-D
Yep! I'm Bored. :shocked:
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lol...wot a boring reply :-o
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
I'm rolling and I can't get up!!!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Wouldn't they stop that if they were overly large?
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Normally, the pure-minded JonoPike would barf at such blasphemous outrages of perversion, but...
LOL!
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mikeymike wrote:
Wouldn't they stop that if they were overly large?
... why?... :-D
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Because the world would run out of salt water and silicone
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Boobs are the one thing you can never, ever, have too much of (on your partner of course) !!!
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AccyD wrote:
Boobs are the one thing you can never, ever, have too much of (on your partner of course) !!!
Unless they're fake.
And not in a 'Blackadder 2' sort of way :-)
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Wolfe wrote:
Subject: Bra Sizes Explained
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost B00bs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Just a little Off-The-Wall fun. . . . :-D
Yep! I'm Bored. :shocked:
Or...
{A} I'm a shallow #### who judges women on their breast size,
{B} I'm a shallow bastard who judges women on their breast size,
{C} I'm a shallow #### who judges women on their breast size,
{D} I'm a shallow ####head who judges women on their breast size,
{DD} I'm a shallow, diseased ####head who judges women on their breast size,
{E} I'm a shallow entymologist who judges women on their breast size,
{F} I'm a shallow ####er who judges women on their breast size,
{G} I'm a shallow git who judges women on their breast size,
{H} I'm a shallow half-wit who judges women on their breast size.
:-D
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I don't judge women by their breast size, just so long as they got em!
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Boobs are overrated, my eyes usually wander to the legs! :-P
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Gotta have legs, too!
Hi tbone! :-]
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AccyD wrote:
Boobs are the one thing you can never, ever, have too much of (on your partner of course) !!!
Ahum *cough* *cough* no thank you very much.
T_Bone wrote:
Boobs are overrated, my eyes usually wander to the legs! :-P
I always look at the mouth and chin.
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I tend not to look for things to satisfy my penis against at all...
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Well, I must be the odd guy out because I would trade size for shape / firmness (without emplants) any day. All natural please. . . . . :-D
The 3 P's
Pillowy
Perky
&
Pointy :lol:
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I tend not to look for things to satisfy my penis against at all...
Huh?! :lol: :roflmao:
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T_Bone wrote:
that_punk_guy wrote:
I tend not to look for things to satisfy my penis against at all...
Huh?! :lol: :roflmao:
Weeeeelll, ya know... breasts, legs, mouths, rubbing... ejaculation...
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I`ve always thought that women should have a third breast on their back.
Perfect for slow dances :-D
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:-o
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:nervous:
Post nukewar syndrome.....
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Sounds like something from Futurama...
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that_punk_guy wrote:
Sounds like something from Futurama...
That "3rd breast" line wasn`t from Futurama.
Let`s see how smart you guys are...
First person to guess what TV show it was from gets a gold star.
There`s bonus points for getting the link between it and Futurama too.
Email your answers to MarriedWithChildrenCompetition@amiga.org ;-)
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Shape over size!
In my experience the larger they are... the greater the chance of them being messed up. (Blue viens, google eyed, etc...)
But that just me.
Women are cool, breasts and all.
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if i revealed what I look at in a guy, everyone's head would explode!
so i won't
:lol:
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Exploded heads.
:Edit ---
Like this:
(http://www.dennisglass.com/Graphics/Jpegs/hedhnt28.jpg)
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cecilia wrote:
if i revealed what I look at in a guy, everyone's head would explode!
so i won't
:lol:
A fully working brain? ;-)
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Doobrey wrote:
cecilia wrote:
if i revealed what I look at in a guy, everyone's head would explode!
so i won't
:lol:
A fully working brain? ;-)
no!
it's much lower than that!
:roflmao:
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cecilia wrote:
Doobrey wrote:
cecilia wrote:
if i revealed what I look at in a guy, everyone's head would explode!
so i won't
:lol:
A fully working brain? ;-)
no!
it's much lower than that!
:roflmao:
Nice Shoes?
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T_Bone wrote:
cecilia wrote:
it's much lower than that!
:roflmao:
Nice Shoes?
with a lucky few!!!
:idea:
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@cecilia
Well, a woman's view is important here at A.org so don't hold us in suspense. Fire away. :-D
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@Wolfe :lol:
I agree, we neeeeed inpuutt..
Or...we shall exterrrminaaate! EXTeeerrrminATEEE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!
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cecilia wrote:
it's much lower than that!
:roflmao:
Big feet??
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cecilia wrote:
T_Bone wrote:
cecilia wrote:
it's much lower than that!
:roflmao:
Nice Shoes?
with a lucky few!!!
:idea:
Footsole?
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Wolfe wrote:
@cecilia
Well, a woman's view is important here at A.org so don't hold us in suspense. Fire away. :-D
try closer to the middle of the body!
:lol:
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Boing balls?
Ahh the human body... not amiga :-)
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cecilia wrote:
try closer to the middle of the body!
:lol:
Ahh..gotcha..
A big wallet with a platinum Visa card ? ;-)
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cecilia wrote:
Wolfe wrote:
@cecilia
Well, a woman's view is important here at A.org so don't hold us in suspense. Fire away. :-D
try closer to the middle of the body!
:lol:
Gall Bladder?
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No guys that are soggy around the mid section. Charming looks is only a bonus. If they can hold a meaningful conversation then you've found someone to lasso down and hide for yourself. Ditzy, blonde, jocky, nerdy, whatever the type, it doesn't matter as long as they have a decent body. Oh yeah, wasteless users regardless of their body structure, a definate not.
How close am I?
:pint:
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eh, yeah, i go for that!