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Title: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 24, 2013, 05:38:30 AM
Todays bitchslap is Dan Wood.

Is it just me or is Dan getting a bit plumpy in his latest videos?

https://www.youtube.com/user/techguruuk?feature=watch

In particular "Is CRT The Best Display For Retro Gaming", "Commodore Amiga 1200 Review" and "Commodore Amiga CDTV Review".

Photos before and after coming soon  :)
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 24, 2013, 12:28:27 PM
Bitch please everyone gets a little husky every so often. Unless your like me and just a fat bastard to start with :) I don't think he looks like he has gained weight. Unless your just looking in a mirror and getting confused again.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: gertsy on January 24, 2013, 01:36:16 PM
3:4 to 16:9 video conversion problem..
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Iggy on January 25, 2013, 01:31:38 AM
No Kesa,
A bitchfest would be something like "Republicans are lower then pond scum".

Hey, my weight fluctuates about 10lbs on a regular basis.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: smerf on January 26, 2013, 12:00:57 AM
@Iggy,

Yes Iggy, but Femocrats are lower than whale poo poo and that is pretty low.

smerf
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 26, 2013, 04:55:45 AM
Quote from: smerf;724027
Femocrats
Quote

Eh?
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 26, 2013, 12:12:36 PM
Atari rulzorzzz!!!11one!!!
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: odin on January 26, 2013, 09:25:11 PM
While on the bitching topic: "your" is a possessive, not a contraction of "you are". It pisses me off how many native English speakers don't seem to know this.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 27, 2013, 12:52:58 AM
You are right Odin. But when it is past 4 in the morning people do make mistakes :p
 
@Speelgoedmannetje
 
That sounds like some old schoolground argument.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 27, 2013, 04:02:21 AM
Quote from: odin;724168
While on the bitching topic: "your" is a possessive, not a contraction of "you are". It pisses me off how many native English speakers don't seem to know this.

This isn't really bitching. What you really wan't is this: http://www.amiga.org/forums/group.php?groupid=50

Please try and stay on topic guys
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 27, 2013, 04:09:32 AM
Personally I can't stand the kind of person that uses an electric cart to get around towns and supermarkets simply because they can't be arsed to walk. Fair enough if you have a genuine medical need but some people just ride around on one because they are too ****ing lazy to get off their arse and walk.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 27, 2013, 04:24:36 AM
Are you kidding? Those things are friggin' awesome! Old people do the funniest **** in those things. Things like driving them on highways with the cars. It's funny because they don't need to be registered or need a licence to drive one.

I once saw an elderly man in a motorised scooter scream across the main road in rush hour at maybe 30 kph narrowly being hit by the oncoming cars because he didn't want to wait for the lights to change colour before crossing. I'm serious, it was like watching Frogger in real life!
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 27, 2013, 04:46:06 AM
I did some research...

http://www.weigh****chers.co.uk/

http://www.slimmingworld.com/useful-features/easy-ways-to-lose-weight.aspx

http://www.slimfast.co.uk/

http://www.jennycraig.co.uk/

That takes care of the diet. All you need to do now is get active. You could try running, skipping, acrobats, cheese twirling...

Hope this helps. Cheers! :D
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 27, 2013, 04:48:30 AM
Quote
Are you kidding? Those things are friggin' awesome! Old people do the funniest **** in those things. Things like driving them on highways with the cars. It's funny because they don't need to be registered or need a licence to drive one.

I once saw an elderly man in a motorised scooter scream across the main road in rush hour at maybe 30 kph narrowly being hit by the oncoming cars because he didn't want to wait for the lights to change colour before crossing. I'm serious, it was like watching Frogger in real life!

In the Uk they have to be taxed and insured to be able to go onto the road if they are that powerful. The little shopping scooters don't because they technically are not powerful enough to keep up with traffic and so are banned from the road. While the scenario you describe does sound entertaining that is another point the windes me up about some people on those scooters.
 
Some of them are just insane. I mean really missing some brain cells in order to do some of the crazy stuff I have seen. I have been nearly killed on numerous occasions because some people feel they have different rules to everyone ese when they are in them.
 
MENTALS I TELLS YA!!!
 
Oh it's also possible to be caught drink driving with one. I found that highly ammusing when I saw a policeman pull someone over for been over the legal limit to operate it.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 27, 2013, 04:49:28 AM
Why is the word weigh****chers banned? One of the mods must have been having a really bad day to ban this word.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 27, 2013, 04:58:19 AM
weight
 
watchers
 
weigh****chers
 
Oh I see it now it's the word **** lol. Take the 't' from weight and 'wat' from watchers then put em together and you get **** :)
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 27, 2013, 08:24:39 AM
I'm very disappointed in you Crit. You wasted a perfectly good opportunity to take the piss out of the moderators. I now smack you on the head    :whack:

Now which mod has a weight problem serious enough to be afraid of weigh****chers?    

Karlos, Argo, Amigadave, J Golden, Pyromania?

Anyone?
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 27, 2013, 08:26:31 AM
Awww I thought my thing was pretty good. Plus I like the mods :(
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 27, 2013, 10:17:03 AM
Quote from: CritAnime;724222
Awww I thought my thing was pretty good. Plus I like the mods :(

Hey cheer up! We can still use your thing  :)

BTW i think it was J Golden. He's a bit of a tub...  ;)
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: persia on January 27, 2013, 05:19:52 PM
Quote from: CritAnime;723791
Bitch please everyone gets a little husky every so often. Unless your like me and just a fat bastard to start with :) I don't think he looks like he has gained weight. Unless your just looking in a mirror and getting confused again.


Here's a husky bitch for you:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Siberian_Husky_brown_female.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 27, 2013, 07:23:59 PM
That is certainly one husky bitch lol.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 27, 2013, 08:17:34 PM
Quote from: CritAnime;724188
@Speelgoedmannetje
 
That sounds like some old schoolground argument.
That's what you old farts want, don't you? "Like dem old days" ?
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: CritAnime on January 27, 2013, 09:40:30 PM
old fart? I'm 30 lol.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: danwood on January 28, 2013, 01:18:51 PM
Quote from: Kesa;723762
Todays bitchslap is Dan Wood.

Is it just me or is Dan getting a bit plumpy in his latest videos?

https://www.youtube.com/user/techguruuk?feature=watch

In particular "Is CRT The Best Display For Retro Gaming", "Commodore Amiga 1200 Review" and "Commodore Amiga CDTV Review".

Photos before and after coming soon  :)


Well I have turned 30 recently, they say it happens then I guess!

*opens a pack of cream cakes*
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Kesa on January 28, 2013, 08:23:50 PM
Quote from: danwood;724410
Well I have turned 30 recently, they say it happens then I guess!

*opens a pack of cream cakes*

Good effort! Seeing you had the courage to respond you can choose the next person we can pick on. I'm sensing this could be a new game we can all play   :razz:
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: kedawa on January 28, 2013, 08:37:24 PM
weigh twat chers
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Karlos on January 28, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
Quote from: Kesa;724221
I'm very disappointed in you Crit. You wasted a perfectly good opportunity to take the piss out of the moderators. I now smack you on the head    :whack:

Now which mod has a weight problem serious enough to be afraid of weigh****chers?    

Karlos, Argo, Amigadave, J Golden, Pyromania?

Anyone?


It's a dumb "S c u n t h o r p e" filter. It only looks for rude text, it doesn't consider whether the text is part of a larger word.
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 28, 2013, 09:36:11 PM
Quote from: CritAnime;724327
old fart? I'm 30 lol.

Now I failed at bitching :S
I'm 32 :(
Title: Re: I'm bored. Time for a bitchfest!
Post by: danwood on January 29, 2013, 02:11:16 AM
Quote from: Kesa;724482
Good effort! Seeing you had the courage to respond you can choose the next person we can pick on. I'm sensing this could be a new game we can all play   :razz:

Oh it's great, I feel like a celeb or something having my weight discussed on forums, maybe heat magazine will coming next!  :P  Anyone changed their hair style or gone into rehab recently on a.org?

Here's your before and after then!  Today VS 2007:

(I've still got the same taste in shirts it seems, only larger size now obviously!)

http://i.imgur.com/4pYpaZ4.png