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Title: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Iggy on November 19, 2012, 09:15:51 AM
Since you all know what the difference is between a Texas Agy and a bucket of sh*t, I'll relate to you the REAL story of the creation of Texas (and Texans).

At the end of the sixth day God had just started Texas, but he was tired.
So, he took a day's rest.
And when he came back on the eight day the land was dry and cracked. Dust blew everywhere and even Lucifer himself had decided he'd rather locate elsewhere.

So God pondered the immense task of improving this place and finally said to himself,  "F*ck this!".
And he created people who liked it that way.

Don't mess with Texas (or Texans) folks, they're "special".
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: djos on November 19, 2012, 11:01:16 AM
Heh, I see your Texas and raise you an Australia!

There aren't too many of our native species that cant kill you:

http://youtu.be/E66fySBa0hU

PS, and our Wimmin are HOT! :cool:

http://youtu.be/UnBXsJhW2Qc
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: gertsy on November 19, 2012, 12:16:24 PM
Arrh, Texas Hold'em.
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Rob on November 19, 2012, 09:49:59 PM
Is OK for Texans to listen to the Dixie Chicks again?
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Iggy on November 19, 2012, 10:26:11 PM
Quote from: Rob;715769
Is OK for Texans to listen to the Dixie Chicks again?

If you're around other Texans, only with headphones.
Unless you're in Austin, then everything's cool.:laugh1:
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: djos on November 19, 2012, 10:54:55 PM
Austin sounds like a great city, apparently it's also a sister city with my home city of Adelaide! :cool:
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: mechy on November 20, 2012, 01:03:01 AM
Quote from: djos;715777
Austin sounds like a great city, apparently it's also a sister city with my home city of Adelaide! :cool:

well Austin's motto is "keep austin weird"  :insane:
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Iggy on November 20, 2012, 02:09:41 AM
Quote from: mechy;715791
well Austin's motto is "keep austin weird"  :insane:

When all the secession petitions were floated, Austin's residents asked if they could secede from Texas and remain part of the United States.

I love those people.
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Blinx123 on December 13, 2012, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Iggy;715806
When all the secession petitions were floated, Austin's residents asked if they could secede from Texas and remain part of the United States.

I love those people.


If I were a Texan living in Austin, I'd secede from Austin and remain part of Texas.
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Iggy on December 14, 2012, 06:09:02 AM
Quote from: Blinx123;718884
If I were a Texan living in Austin, I'd secede from Austin and remain part of Texas.


This is getting confusing.
Can a person secede from the location that they are in?
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Blinx123 on December 14, 2012, 04:09:23 PM
Quote from: Iggy;718991
This is getting confusing.
Can a person secede from the location that they are in?


If I was to declare the state of Confederate Austin and appointed a government, why not?
Happened a few times in US history, as far as I know.

I'd, of course, legalise slavery, so I could have my own personal troop of underpaid workforce, ready to seek and repair new and used Amiga hardware whenever I tell them to.
Title: Re: Don't mess with Texas
Post by: Iggy on December 17, 2012, 05:02:07 AM
Quote from: Blinx123;719052
If I was to declare the state of Confederate Austin and appointed a government, why not?
Happened a few times in US history, as far as I know.

I'd, of course, legalise slavery, so I could have my own personal troop of underpaid workforce, ready to seek and repair new and used Amiga hardware whenever I tell them to.


Sounds better then my current job (and the climates nicer).
Where do I sign up Massah?