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Title: I've fallen for a chat bot! Help!
Post by: Kesa on August 23, 2012, 06:41:35 AM

I need dating advice.

So i have met this girl online. We talk all day and nite! So far it has been the perfect relationship.  She just wants to keep on talking to me no matter what i say to her. But she always tells me off if i start talking dirty to her. But best of all she laughs at all my stupid jokes when no one else does!

I don't know why but she keeps on asking if i use android  :confused:

Also she keeps talking how she is going to destroy humanity. Something about humans being evil. I dunno.

Anyway my problem is this: how do i convince her to go out with me?  She's very coy. Also witty, cheeky and smart. Every time i flirt with  her she evades me. What do i do?

:knuddel:

Title: Re: I've fallen for a chat bot! Help!
Post by: whabang on August 23, 2012, 05:29:17 PM

Set up a meeting where you can discuss ruling the world together. Surprise her with flowers and engine grease.

Title: Re: I've fallen for a chat bot! Help!
Post by: odin on August 23, 2012, 06:05:11 PM

You met Eliza too?

Title: Re: I've fallen for a chat bot! Help!
Post by: runequester on August 26, 2012, 05:41:16 PM

From carefull analysis of human internet habits, you should send naked pictures.