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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: Kesa on May 31, 2011, 09:09:55 AM
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Today i was supposed to meet my girl (the redhead one) for coffee in town. Great! So i get there on time and waited for her. 1 minute before when we were supposed to meet she sends a text saying "i'm not in the mood, sorry". Why didn't she say that before? I caught a bus into town and was already waiting and only then does she tell me she's not coming. Why are girls such a pain in the a**e? :mad:
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SMS her back and tell her you forgot about it anyways... eh never mind, kinda too late for that now, huh?
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Sigh... you've obviously got a lot to learn about the fairer sex young Kesa... :(
There is no point in ever trying to fathom the "logic" of a woman, best just to nod and smile and say "oh I agree dear"... :)
Cos the minute you upset them by saying something perfectly logical that doesn't involve handbags, shoes, clothes or hairdo's then you'll be wishing you gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson instead... ;)
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I used to work with this girl who used to be a guy. She said one of the things she'd hoped to learn was how the female mind works. Her conclusion was that it doesn't.
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[...] my girl (the redhead one) [...]
Pics or it didn't happen! :afro:
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Today i was supposed to meet my girl (the redhead one) for coffee in town. Great! So i get there on time and waited for her. 1 minute before when we were supposed to meet she sends a text saying "i'm not in the mood, sorry". Why didn't she say that before? I caught a bus into town and was already waiting and only then does she tell me she's not coming. Why are girls such a pain in the a**e? :mad:
You can't even imagine the amount of grief you'd have had if it was the other way around.
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You can't even imagine the amount of grief you'd have had if it was the other way around.
Cheers! I think...
I'm not sure what that means. Please explain :)
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Cheers! I think...
I'm not sure what that means. Please explain :)
Simple. Whereas you are just supposed to accept her sudden change of heart, if the roles were reversed and it was you that stood her up at a moment's notice, the chances she'd be making you suffer for it for a long time ;)
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Simple. Whereas you are just supposed to accept her sudden change of heart, if the roles were reversed and it was you that stood her up at a moment's notice, the chances she'd be making you suffer for it for a long time ;)
Is that why you are always wearing a crash helmet? :roflmao:
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Is that why you are always wearing a crash helmet? :roflmao:
Nah... that's just to cover his bald patch from too many years of tearing his hair out trying to moderate this crazy place... :)
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Is that why you are always wearing a crash helmet? :roflmao:
I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems...
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean premenstrual spurned woman from caving in my skull with an iron griddling pan?
The answer?
Wear a safety hat...
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I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems...
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean premenstrual spurned woman from caving in my skull with an iron griddling pan?
The answer?
Wear a safety hat...
My god man, stand up for yourself! Don't be afraid of that dragon!:flame:
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Pics or it didn't happen! :afro:
I'd like to put up photos but the mods might call it stalking? But i'll definitely think about it :)
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Simple logic tells me she is selfish and unconcerned about the feelings of others Also she lacks balls (no pun intended) otherwise if she had no desire to go out with you, she would have said so from the get go. Move on, find a feminine as opposed to modern girl, and forget this one. Trust me, some of them are gentle, thoughtful, and have common sense. Though on the other hand... I'm still looking for her. ;)
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If you can't confront her about that you deserve being stepped on!
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Sigh... you've obviously got a lot to learn about the fairer sex young Kesa... :(
You call this behaviour fair?
Anyway, woman looks are way overrated. They look like blobs of tallow, of a candle burned wrongly.
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Trust me, some of them are gentle, thoughtful, and have common sense. Though on the other hand... I'm still looking for her. ;)
Or try the same sex, I can tell you satisfaction guaranteed! (http://www.natuurshot.nl/forumbb3/images/smilies/icon_thumbup7.gif)
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Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.
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That's quite alright, I don't need shit on my dick or a beard rubbing against my back.
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Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.
Yeah, onanism...
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Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.
:roflmao:
Oh yeah... :)
First Year of Marriage - sex non stop and at every opportunity you get... :banana:
Second Year - Sex 3 or four times a week... :D
Third Year - Sex maybe 3 or 4 times a month... :)
Fourth Year - Sex maybe once every 2 months... :(
Fifth Year and beyond - Sex only on Birthdays, Christmas and the odd special occasion... :confused:
I've had more sex in the past 6 years than I had in the entire last 8 of my 13 year marriage... ;)
Stay single Kesa, cos after 5 years of marriage you'll be skint, under the thumb and working yourself into an early grave... :)
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Hear ladies, hear!
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That's quite alright, I don't need shit on my dick or a beard rubbing against my back.
Except that it isn't like that.
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Ughh huh, I hear ya. :) I'll tell you, I love some of the men in my life very much, but never once have I felt the urge to love and caress them as I do towards a woman who holds that special place in my heart.
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Hear ladies, hear!
Ahem... ;)
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