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Title: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: EvilGuy on April 21, 2011, 10:27:29 AM
Quote from: Lando;632703
The fact that it hasn't speaks volumes.

Or there are really only two people in the world who care. It would've been much more entertaining if Piru had exclaimed that Kirk was better then Picard - at least people care about Star Trek..
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Franko on April 21, 2011, 12:06:42 PM
Quote from: EvilGuy;632746
Or there are really only two people in the world who care. It would've been much more entertaining if Piru had exclaimed that Kirk was better then Picard - at least people care about Star Trek..


Very true... I mean who gives a crap about what either of em has to say on such a silly subject... :)

It's just seems to be a tradition in Amigaland to have threads to stir things up a wee bit during times of great boredom, I mean since "they who shall not be mentioned" have been vanquished from the site we needed something else to argue about so I reckon Kirk V Picard is just about right... :)

Kirk is best, cos he sometimes wore yellow and he sometimes wore red and they had tribbles back in Kirks days... :D

PS:My dog just died... yet again... :(
PPS:Kirk could sing... :D

[youtube]ainyK6fXku0[/youtube]

[youtube]d5hae6PlPYA[/youtube]

Like to see Picard top that... ;)

PPPS:Oh... me dogs just resurrected himself again... :D
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: cv643d on April 21, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
Franko: with all respect, please just STFU


(thanks :) )
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Franko on April 21, 2011, 12:38:09 PM
Quote from: cv643d;632773
Franko: with all respect, please just STFU


(thanks :) )


With all due respect back... STFU and NOOOOoooooo... :)

(Cheers :))
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: ami_stuff on April 21, 2011, 01:19:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvufFwdqMzg :roflmao:
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Kesa on April 21, 2011, 01:50:09 PM
Quote from: Franko;632770
It's just seems to be a tradition in Amigaland to have threads to stir things up a wee bit during times of great boredom, I mean since "they who shall not be mentioned" have been vanquished from the site we needed something else to argue about so I reckon Kirk V Picard is just about right... :)

Like to see Picard top that... ;)


I'm sorry but who is "they who shall not be named"? Magnetic is still here. Am i to understand CUSA got the boot? :confused:

Oh yeah i almost forgot. Can Kirk do this?

(http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/g2/d/14639-1/picard-flip.jpg)

Or this?

(http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/meaningoflifepicard.jpg)

Kirk is a wimp. Oh please give me a break. All he ever did was complain about how old he was. Kirk is a fake. Picard would kick his fat arse any day.  

(http://www.daily-dirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/william-shatner-fat-stomach.jpg)
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Franko on April 21, 2011, 02:16:47 PM
@ Kesa

Hey Fat Boy Kirk at least knew a good computer when he saw one... ;)
(They ran the Enterprise on 2 VIC 20's you know, one to take care of life support and other piddly stuff like that and the other to play Radar Rat Race when they weren't fighting the Klingons or stunt men dressed in gorilla suits... :))

[youtube]kVOTi6PPKyg[/youtube]

and of course they made a number one hit about the original crew... :D

[youtube]FCARADb9asE[/youtube]

Picard & Co never had a VIC20 or a song made about them... so there... :p
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: mingle on April 21, 2011, 04:21:12 PM
Kirk - the original and best... Here's why:

http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/trek/kirk-vs-picard.html
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: save2600 on April 21, 2011, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: mingle;632825
Kirk - the original and best... Here's why:

http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/trek/kirk-vs-picard.html


:laughing:
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Darrin on April 21, 2011, 06:42:43 PM
Quote from: mingle;632825
Kirk - the original and best... Here's why:

http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/trek/kirk-vs-picard.html


67 made me laugh.  :D
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: outlawal2 on April 21, 2011, 06:44:06 PM
Franko: with all respect, please just STFU

But actually with ZERO respect as you deserve none..    Just STFU...
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Akiko on April 21, 2011, 07:16:37 PM
Quote from: Franko;632787

It's just seems to be a tradition in Amigaland to have threads to stir things up a wee bit during times of great boredom, I mean since "they who shall not be mentioned" have been vanquished from the site we needed something else to argue about so I reckon Kirk V Picard is just about right...


Actually Janeway wipes the floor with them both. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TL8b0Ih7Lo&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Franko on April 21, 2011, 07:16:45 PM
Quote from: outlawal2;632862
Franko: with all respect, please just STFU

But actually with ZERO respect as you deserve none..    Just STFU...


The day I need respect from a sad git like yourself will be the day you actually say something remotely of interest... :D

So in the meantime why don't you STFU and GBYH as well you numptie... :D

and that is said with a total lack of respect and all due disdain that I have for sad git's like yourself... TTFN... :lol:

PS: BBFN & MDBTYD... oh and ABCD while I'm at it...:D
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Franko on April 21, 2011, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: Akiko;632869
Actually Janeway wipes the floor with them both. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TL8b0Ih7Lo&feature=player_embedded


WOT... no neck poison dwarf Janeway...:roflmao:

Next thing you'll be telling me Captain Cisco was really the best leader of em all and K9 from Dr Who was really Data's illegitimate love child... :eek:
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: XDelusion on April 21, 2011, 07:44:00 PM
I confess, it was I who stole the source code and you can never have it back, I'm selling it to Microsloth for Windows 8! Ha ha ha ha ha! You fools!
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: save2600 on April 21, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: Franko;632871
WOT... no neck poison dwarf Janeway...:roflmao:

That's no way to be talking about Mrs. Columbo!  :lol:
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Franko on April 21, 2011, 10:15:02 PM
Whoo Hooo.... :D

Cheers Karlos an off topic thread... just what I've always wanted... :)

Now the only problem is, what does one post here to remain off topic when the topic that was off is now lost elsewhere !!!

Guess we'll just have to make up our own topics then folk can start posting off topic comments thats not about the topic in the first place... :)

Ok... here's a topic... :)

OFF TOPIC POSTS !!! Should there be any off topic posts in this thread that have nothing to do with the topic in question or should off topic posts be allowed anywhere on the site just to remind certain folks that some things in life shouldn't be taken too seriously, especially on a computer forum... :)

Think that just about covers it... :)

So I'll just say to be off topic... did Piru & Dave kiss and make up or is Piru still in a cream puff with Davey Wavey about  his naughty little remarks... ;)
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Karlos on April 21, 2011, 10:23:46 PM
Since we're off topic, I'd just like to say "arse".
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: LordSpunky on April 21, 2011, 10:38:20 PM
Can I say feck? And............ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Franko on April 21, 2011, 11:00:09 PM
Cherry trifles with broken glass and a big bag of peanuts, that what my granny never used to say all the time, even when he was just a baby plum living in a ferrets tobacco pouch 3 miles northeast to the south of the Watford Gap somewhere near India on the invisible planet of LeftOverMildew... :)

Oh yeah and Arse as well... :D
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Kesa on April 21, 2011, 11:36:09 PM
Quote from: Karlos;632905
Since we're off topic, I'd just like to say "arse".

Big words from someone who doesn't drink and wears a crash helmet... :roflmao:
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: Karlos on April 21, 2011, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Kesa;632949
Big words from someone who doesn't drink and wears a crash helmet... :roflmao:


Problem?
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: mingle on April 22, 2011, 01:02:25 AM
Does anyone ever come to the Coffee House? :-)

Maybe I should resubmit my beer poll thread in one of the 'visible' sub-forums?

Mike.

P.S. Big jobs!
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: EvilGuy on April 22, 2011, 01:35:11 AM
Patrick Stewart on Extras
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: Franko on April 22, 2011, 02:00:25 AM
Quote from: EvilGuy;632961
Patrick Stewart on Extras
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M


Wow... after watching that with automatically generated Closed Captions (CC) or subtitles my ruddy jaws sore with laughing... :D

Dunno if you need a YouTube account to get it to display "computer generated automatic closed captions" by if you don't or you can set it to CC then give it a go it's hilarious what it comes up with... :D

for example:

Patrick Stewart Says: but I can still sneak a look in the mirror
Closed Captions Say: but could still see can american

Patrick Stewart Says: you've seen star trek the next generation
Closed Captions Say: using suffolk machinations

The rest is just downright funny and sometimes totally bizzare, much better than anything Ricky Gervais could write... give it a go... :)
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: gertsy on April 22, 2011, 05:42:37 AM
Don't pick hard at my avatar please.....

And please don't bring up Janeway. Voice like a chainsaw ripping through a tin dunny!

Hippy ?
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: Franko on April 27, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
Just to remain totally off  topic here...

Did you know that if you take an onion with you to the top of Mount Everest then it will have shrunk by almost one third of it's size by the time your reach the summit... :)

However when you come back down again it will have actually reverted back to it's original size once again & have expanded to almost an extra 1 fith of it's original size when you reach the bottom again... :)

That is provided of course you haven't eaten it on your journey up or down the hillside... :)

An old man with two beards once told me that on the top deck of a bus many many moons ago... :)
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: LordSpunky on April 28, 2011, 08:20:08 AM
Quote from: Franko;633919
An old man with two beards once told me that on the top deck of a bus many many moons ago... :)

Did he tell you anything else useful? Like how to calculate Pi to 100 decimal places, or how many cans of lager the Lord of the Spunk can drink before I'll fall over, and if no one is around to hear me snore, am I really snoring?
Did he tell you how to get back to reality and get back to Red Dwarf? Or was it just all about onions?
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: Kesa on April 28, 2011, 09:28:48 AM
Quote from: LordSpunky;634063
or how many cans of lager the Lord of the Spunk can drink before I'll fall over?

One? :pint:

I've seen you drink. One drink and then you fall off the stall :roflmao:
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: gertsy on April 28, 2011, 12:33:49 PM
Quote from: Franko;633919
Just to remain totally off  topic here...

Did you know that if you take an onion with you to the top of Mount Everest then it will have shrunk by almost one third of it's size by the time your reach the summit... :)

However when you come back down again it will have actually reverted back to it's original size once again & have expanded to almost an extra 1 fith of it's original size when you reach the bottom again... :)

That is provided of course you haven't eaten it on your journey up or down the hillside... :)

An old man with two beards once told me that on the top deck of a bus many many moons ago... :)


I think the bearded gent was eluding allegory.  Especially If you drop the onion in the Mutter Paneer when you get back down..  http://www.mteverestrestaurant.ca/indian.php  Yum..
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: Franko on April 28, 2011, 01:03:12 PM
@ LordSpunky

Nah... it was all about onions but those words have stayed with me to this very day... (though I still haven't found out the true meaning of em) :)

@ Gertsy

Ooh... they do delivery... wonder how long it takes... :)

PS:I'll never forget the parting words that old two bearded man left me with, with a wry little grin on his face he uttered these immortal words "Fares Please"... :afro:
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: LordSpunky on April 28, 2011, 01:09:25 PM
Quote from: Kesa;634069
One? :pint:

I've seen you drink. One drink and then you fall off the stall :roflmao:

Sadly it takes alot more than that!.....everytime I fill that darn beer fridge up I seem to empty it! And beer has gone up in price ;(
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: gertsy on April 28, 2011, 01:25:37 PM
Quote from: Franko;634094
@ LordSpunky

Nah... it was all about onions but those words have stayed with me to this very day... (though I still haven't found out the true meaning of em) :)

@ Gertsy

Ooh... they do delivery... wonder how long it takes... :)

PS:I'll never forget the parting words that old two bearded man left me with, with a wry little grin on his face he uttered these immortal words "Fares Please"... :afro:


Arrh I think I know of him. He belonged to the ancient order of "mind yer step".
Title: Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
Post by: Franko on April 28, 2011, 02:42:00 PM
Quote from: gertsy;634103
Arrh I think I know of him. He belonged to the ancient order of "mind yer step".


The secret Scottish sect were the "C'mon get Aff" branch... ;)
Title: Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
Post by: whabang on April 29, 2011, 11:02:51 PM
Quote from: Akiko;632869
Actually Janeway wipes the floor with them both. :)


Quotin' 'dis.

Also, arse.