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Title: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 06:20:56 PM
Karlos seems to have some aversion to ticking over to 15,000 posts. So we can say whatever we like about him and he will be powerless to respond!!!!!

Um... Karlos... smells!!!!!

Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 06:43:20 PM
(http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af79/frankosamiga/Misc/Karlos-2.jpg)

He, he I've gained on him by one... :)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 06:48:47 PM
:lol:

postcount++ .....
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: whabang on December 23, 2010, 07:01:14 PM
Confirming I've been F5'ing for a while to see this epic post. :D
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 07:09:23 PM
I'm sure he's planning some grand gesture for the big 15k ;)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 07:35:11 PM
C'mon Karlos say something... :)

Why are we waiting, Oh whye are we waiting... :lol:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 07:41:10 PM
The bugger... he's keeping us in suspenders... :(
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 07:52:03 PM
I'm sure this begging and pleading is exactly the response he wants...

Quote from: Karlos
Dance! Dance for your puppet master!!!!


If this is how he wants to play it, I say we boycott post # 15,000!
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 07:56:46 PM
OMG, he's here... :nervous:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 07:58:58 PM
A word, A sign oh great one... the faithful await... :)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 08:01:07 PM
We're safe until Christmas Day. Flame away, chaps! ;)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
I wonder if it'll be a bit like this... :)

[youtube]LQqq3e03EBQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 08:11:49 PM
The bugger he's just sending a PM right now... does that count... :confused:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 08:25:48 PM
Nope, PM doesn't increase post count. I assume he has sent you the same message he sent me ;)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 08:30:24 PM
Quote from: motorollin;601348
Nope, PM doesn't increase post count. I assume he has sent you the same message he sent me ;)


Nah, he wouldn't send me a PM unless it was to inform me that I'm banned, but I'm secretly watching his every move...(just don't tell him) :)

Wish he'd hurry up cos I'm dying for a pee... :(

Bet he posts in one of the social groups thinking no-one will notice, sneaky git... :)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 08:56:24 PM
Quote from: Franko;601352
Nah, he wouldn't send me a PM unless it was to inform me that I'm banned, but I'm secretly watching his every move...(just don't tell him) :)

Wish he'd hurry up cos I'm dying for a pee... :(

Bet he posts in one of the social groups thinking no-one will notice, sneaky git... :)


That's exactly what he is doing... Go for your wee mate, he's saving post 15k for a special day ;)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 23, 2010, 09:03:47 PM
Quote from: motorollin;601363
That's exactly what he is doing... Go for your wee mate, he's saving post 15k for a special day ;)


Ah ha... thanks for the tip off, cos I'm ruddy bursting here... ;)

@ Karlos

You big sneaky git you... now I'm gonna have to join all the different social groups to try and catch you... :)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 09:14:48 PM
No worries... Happy weewee!
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: A4000_Mad on December 23, 2010, 09:34:02 PM
I've just found his car parked up outside of a nightclub, started it and looked at the odometer reading...........


(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/Cyberstorm604e/Odometer.jpg)


AAAAARRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 23, 2010, 09:43:36 PM
Quote from: A4000_Mad;601376
I've just found his car parked up outside of a nightclub, started it and looked at the odometer reading...........


(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/Cyberstorm604e/Odometer.jpg)


AAAAARRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:


OMG, everything is connected! I've seen the very fabric of reality! Meaning and existence and totality are unfolding before my very eyes, and my whole consciousness has bee utterly consumed by the number 14,999.
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Kesa on December 24, 2010, 05:48:10 AM
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Post by: Kesa on December 24, 2010, 05:49:22 AM
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Post by: Kesa on December 24, 2010, 05:50:46 AM
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Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Kesa on December 24, 2010, 05:52:35 AM
That's five posts closer to catching Karlos :p

Or is that six? I can't know     :confused:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 24, 2010, 08:22:16 AM
TBH he'll catch you up again once he's posting again. Any attempts to catch him up are pretty futile ;)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 24, 2010, 09:47:48 AM
@ Karlos

Man it must be tough sitting there watching and not uttering a single word, that takes some willpower and self discipline, well done sir... :)

Never mind shouldn't be long now, I'm actually looking forward to this epic post more than I am christmas... :)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 24, 2010, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Franko;601475
I'm actually looking forward to this epic post more than I am christmas... :)


Agreed! Forget Christmas. The big event this December is Karlos' 15,000th post ;)

@Karlos
You should add a special ranking for 15,000 posts.
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 24, 2010, 10:22:03 AM
Seeing as how Karlos can't/won't post just now I thought I'd help out by posting a typical Karlos and me conversation here, it might help him with the shakes which will be quite severe by now :)

ME: OS4.0 is total cobblers... :(

KARLOS: No it isn't, your just not using it properly...

ME: Rubbish, I've tried everything, I even washed it in two different soap powders, same results, it's keech... :(

KARLOS: I've told you already It worked fine for me, you just won't listen to  good advice will you. ;)

ME: Anyway it's still mince, almost as bad as OS3.9 thats crap as well :(

KARLOS: Why what's wrong with OS3.9 now.

ME: Nothing it's just keech as well, and I should know cos I tried it once for 30 seconds... :(

KARLOS: Sigh... there's just no pleasing some folk is their.

ME: Look here matey, Im perfectly happy being an unhappy annoying pain in the bahooky... so na,na ,na ,na ,na :)

KARLOS: Right that's one na, na,  na,  na,na  too many your barred... :biglaugh:

ME: No Im not, I'm going to write to my MP, even though he's crap too... :(

KARLOS: Yes you are... CLICK...

ME: ......................

KARLOS: Ahh peace at last :)

























ME MARK II... I'm back... :roflmao:

KARLOS: Awe S&!T... :(
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Kesa on December 24, 2010, 11:02:05 AM
To celebrate this milestone i started a group called the No Karlos Club.    :)

I mean, at 14999 posts the guy is just asking for it!    :rtfm:

Come and join.
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: GadgetMaster on December 24, 2010, 11:48:11 AM
Lets start a conspiracy theory.

Erm... Vbulletin forums were never designed to cope with this many posts for a single user. After 14,999 the user is not able to post as the original designer of the software said "14,999 post should be more than enough for anyone".

If he does try to post too many times after that figure has been reached the consequences are unpredictable. Anything could happen from the servers blowing up to the end of civilisation as we know it.

A bit like the Milennium Bug really.

I think Karlos is being careful. We should be thankful for his foresight and responsible attitude.

Darn you Vbulletin developers!!! :madashell:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 24, 2010, 11:51:38 AM
Oh god, Franko's losing it. Karlos, for the love of Franko, please come back! As for the end of civilisation: meh, civilisation is overrated.
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 24, 2010, 11:16:27 PM
Oi moto... wake up... only 45 minutes to go... :)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Kesa on December 24, 2010, 11:38:35 PM
He's actually cheating. He's still posting in the order of the sock social group but because it's a group it doesn't come up as a post.

Bastard.
Let's say that again - B**TARD

:)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 25, 2010, 09:53:27 AM
Hehe I'm up, I'm up!!! Not long to go now... He's probably just unwrapping lots of sock erotica for Christmas.
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 25, 2010, 01:51:51 PM
Oh god, he's gone cold turkey! He's broken his a.org addiction! :(
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: motorollin on December 26, 2010, 07:52:19 AM
So the big 15k didn't happen... Hope everything's ok up there Karlos :confused:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 26, 2010, 10:11:32 AM
I wonder if santas kidnapped him and he's being held hostage a the north pole... :(

(I hear the ransom is 14,999 posts... :))

On a more serious note, hopefully he's just catching up with relatives and christmas stuff and is just too busy to post and nothing has happened... :(
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 26, 2010, 10:41:58 AM
C'mon big yin say something... I see you lurking there over our shoulders... putting the willies up me so it is... :nervous:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Kesa on December 26, 2010, 10:50:42 AM
I wonder if this will get him out of the grass?

[youtube]kQFKtI6gn9Y?fs[/youtube]

Karlos can you recommend any others for me? Kinda lost as to watch next. PLEASE HELP ME!    :cry:
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 26, 2010, 10:58:55 AM
Nah... it ain't working... :(

We're gonna have to go to plan B... :)
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Retro_71 on December 26, 2010, 12:29:50 PM
hmmm his crack the magic 15k but since i have been away for a few days.. (i know shame on me..... )
what was his epic 15k Post of????? :D
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: Franko on December 26, 2010, 12:36:44 PM
@ Retro_71

See here... :)

http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?p=601879#post601879
Title: Re: Karlos!
Post by: GadgetMaster on December 27, 2010, 01:18:59 PM
Quote from: Kesa;601852
..... Kinda lost as to watch next. PLEASE HELP ME!    :cry:


Try this one for size:

[youtube]zP0sqRMzkwo[/youtube]