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Title: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: A4000_Mad on December 03, 2010, 06:34:52 AM
Brrrrrrr! Since it snowed here in England my wife just keeps looking through the window. If the temperature drops to - 15 as forecast, I might feel guilty and have to let her in!!



;)
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: Kesa on December 03, 2010, 07:31:29 AM
Just once more just to rub it in. This is a link to a webcam on my local surf spot.

I love sunny Australia. Always great weather for a surf. Even in winter!


http://www.coastalwatch.com/camera/cameras_large.aspx?cam=2800&state=NSW&t=9:02:04%20AM&camName=Newcastle%20Beach
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: Karlos on December 03, 2010, 12:29:45 PM
Quote from: A4000_Mad;596637
Brrrrrrr! Since it snowed here in England my wife just keeps looking through the window. If the temperature drops to - 15 as forecast, I might feel guilty and have to let her in!!


:lol:
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: A4000_Mad on December 04, 2010, 10:58:44 AM
I got  punched!! I went outside and trod in some dog shit which was on the  pavement and slipped over. I had just got back up and inside my gate, when  another guy came along and exactly the same thing happened to him. All I  said to him was "I just did that" and he punched me :-O


And another time I got  slapped! A woman got on the bus and the driver said "That's the ugliest  baby I have ever seen!!". Without saying a word the woman stormed up to  the back of the bus and sat beside me. All I said to her was "Go tell  him off love and I'll hold your monkey for you" :-O
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: Franko on December 04, 2010, 03:27:48 PM
@A4000_Mad

Methinks your really the ghost of Bernard Manning, could explain the reason why you seem to get slapped & punched a lot... :lol:
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: A4000_Mad on December 08, 2010, 11:30:53 PM
Quote from: Franko;596968
@A4000_Mad

Methinks your really the ghost of Bernard Manning, could explain the reason why you seem to get slapped & punched a lot... :lol:

:lol:

This was meant to be thread for people to put jokes in. But Ive realised how limited it is because almost every joke is going to upset someone somewhere. I learned that recently when I mentioned a fat lady being near my Amiga in another thread which ended up locked. Oops!

Anyway, we've just got back from my wife's plastic surgeon as she went for a face lift. I'm actually going to complain though as I can still see it and would have liked it to be a few stories higher :D
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: adz on December 09, 2010, 05:16:33 AM
:lol:

But shouldn't these go into Groaner's Corner (http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1419) ;)
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: A4000_Mad on December 11, 2010, 12:08:31 PM
Quote from: adz;597853
:lol:

But shouldn't these go into Groaner's Corner (http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1419) ;)


Yes, I think they would go there nicely :lol:


If you are a blonde girl please look away now........... :D


A Blonde came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. Upset  she ran out and came back with a gun and pointed it at her own head.  "Don't do it honey!!" begged the husband.. "Shut up! You're next!" she  replied.



Q: Why did the Blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

:)
Title: Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
Post by: A4000_Mad on December 14, 2010, 10:06:08 PM
On my way back from the newsagents this morning I saw my horrible next-door neighbour slip into the river. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I informed the emergency service. But they still haven't responded and I'm starting to think that I have just wasted a stamp!! :D