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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / Entertainment => Topic started by: A4000_Mad on December 03, 2010, 06:34:52 AM
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Brrrrrrr! Since it snowed here in England my wife just keeps looking through the window. If the temperature drops to - 15 as forecast, I might feel guilty and have to let her in!!
;)
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Just once more just to rub it in. This is a link to a webcam on my local surf spot.
I love sunny Australia. Always great weather for a surf. Even in winter!
http://www.coastalwatch.com/camera/cameras_large.aspx?cam=2800&state=NSW&t=9:02:04%20AM&camName=Newcastle%20Beach
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Brrrrrrr! Since it snowed here in England my wife just keeps looking through the window. If the temperature drops to - 15 as forecast, I might feel guilty and have to let her in!!
:lol:
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I got punched!! I went outside and trod in some dog shit which was on the pavement and slipped over. I had just got back up and inside my gate, when another guy came along and exactly the same thing happened to him. All I said to him was "I just did that" and he punched me :-O
And another time I got slapped! A woman got on the bus and the driver said "That's the ugliest baby I have ever seen!!". Without saying a word the woman stormed up to the back of the bus and sat beside me. All I said to her was "Go tell him off love and I'll hold your monkey for you" :-O
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@A4000_Mad
Methinks your really the ghost of Bernard Manning, could explain the reason why you seem to get slapped & punched a lot... :lol:
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@A4000_Mad
Methinks your really the ghost of Bernard Manning, could explain the reason why you seem to get slapped & punched a lot... :lol:
:lol:
This was meant to be thread for people to put jokes in. But Ive realised how limited it is because almost every joke is going to upset someone somewhere. I learned that recently when I mentioned a fat lady being near my Amiga in another thread which ended up locked. Oops!
Anyway, we've just got back from my wife's plastic surgeon as she went for a face lift. I'm actually going to complain though as I can still see it and would have liked it to be a few stories higher :D
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:lol:
But shouldn't these go into Groaner's Corner (http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1419) ;)
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:lol:
But shouldn't these go into Groaner's Corner (http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1419) ;)
Yes, I think they would go there nicely :lol:
If you are a blonde girl please look away now........... :D
A Blonde came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. Upset she ran out and came back with a gun and pointed it at her own head. "Don't do it honey!!" begged the husband.. "Shut up! You're next!" she replied.
Q: Why did the Blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
:)
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On my way back from the newsagents this morning I saw my horrible next-door neighbour slip into the river. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I informed the emergency service. But they still haven't responded and I'm starting to think that I have just wasted a stamp!! :D