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Amiga computer related discussion => General chat about Amiga topics => Topic started by: Kesa on November 18, 2010, 11:43:20 PM
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In response to Frankos collection of poll results i have decided to do a special poll to gauge an accurate view of where the Amiga community is currently at.
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Is the lack of an actual poll some type of artistic expression?
If so, then well done!
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I admit it's a tough one. They are all applicable really when you think about it...
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It was me.
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Still no pancakes??
That's a bit of a meme-letdown... :-(
desiv
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where is "has never managed to get his 1200 on the net"
Sorry franko,had to ask.. unbelieveable ;)
mech
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Isn't Franko the guy that donated all those premium memberships? Don't mess with the owner of Commodore Scotland.
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I'm not sure what he has too much of on his hands, but it is probably not time.:)
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I'm not sure what he has too much of on his hands, but it is probably not time.:)
Don't tell me you gave them names...
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Don't tell me you gave them names...
Yes! ...and can you guess which is my favorite?
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Yes! ...and can you guess which is my favorite?
Don't tell me it's Doomy...
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In response to Frankos collection of poll results i have decided to do a special poll to gauge an accurate view of where the Amiga community is currently at.
l like to say what l feel about you but alas why waste my time and dont mean franko
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l like to say what l feel about you but alas why waste my time and dont mean franko
I think maybe you need a sense of humour. Obviously can't spot a joke when you see one. Lighten up!
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I think maybe you need a sense of humour. Obviously can't spot a joke when you see one. Lighten up!
No, this is a significantly dumber poll than Franko's. But them, I did respond to it.
Dumb all over
A little ugly on the side
Dumb all over
A little ugly on the side
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Franko for Prime Minister!!!
PM sent ... ;)
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I think maybe you need a sense of humour. Obviously can't spot a joke when you see one. Lighten up!
and your a twit
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and your a twit
lol
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I voted for him being sent to Vulcan, but more to show the Vulcans and that they'll see it's logical to start using "amiga" based systems. The main downside here though is that it will probably start a war ;)
slight sidenote, but wasnt Vulcan destroyed in the most recent movie? (which was chronologically the 1st movie if memory serves correctly?)
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Wrong. The new star trek movie is NOT star trek. It is not consistent with the star trek universe. That is final. Don't make me laugh. hmmmff..
It is in an alternate timeline anyway so no Vulcan was not destroyed. I can't believe you even suggested that. What kind of trekkie are you? :madashell:
If you want proof star trek is not star trek try looking up www.trekmania.com (http://www.trekmania.com) as they have analysed the new movie and pulled it apart.
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Wow fame at last... :D
In response to this great and most humbling honour of having a poll named after me I've prepared a little speech... :)
Cough, cough, Ahem...
Ladies & Gentlemen, my fellow Amigians, Scumbags, Nutters, exiled Vulcans, Grubs, Chubbs, Merrywinkels & Proudfoots
I would just like to take the time to say, wheeee, parp, wibblle and meh...
This great honour that has been bestowed upon me almost brings a tear to my third eye and is indeed a very, very humbling & truly non-emotional experience.
Although I haven't quite yet achieved my lifetime ambition of Scumbag yet, being still a lowly gutter snipe, it is however still my ambition that I shall one day shall rise to the dizzy heights of being a fully fleged Scumbag and fulfill my lifelong ambition. I so often long to be able to return to my home planet of Vulcan but alas the exile papers made it very clear by the Vulcan High Commission that under no circumstances whatsoever would I ever be able to return to my home planet either living or dead.
Sadly AmigaInc didn't want me either and that is why I ended up here on Amiga.org the last great dumping ground for all the Amiga communities social misfits and the dregs of society. It was all over a silly wee mistake during my sex change operation to become a real woman when Mr Bill McEwan came to visit me in hospital and fell asleep on the hospital bed just as I had nipped off for a quick pee. The now Mrs Willamina McEwan was non to pleased when he/she awoke after mistakingly having my operation and finding his dangly bits missing and thus promptly fired me from AmigaInc.
Unfortunately I don't have quite enough time on my hands as I tend to sleep for 3 hours during any 24 hour period, but the doctors are working on this and hopefully soon I shall be able to stay awake 24 hours a day and post even more of my invaluable knowledge and wisdom here on all things Amiga and totally non Amiga (or even non reality) that I have learned during my short 700 odd year exile on this lovely wee green planet of yours.
In closing I would just like to thank my Mum my Dad my ex-wife, my daughter, the cat, the dog, the budgie, old Mrs Johnston from across the street, the milkman, the paper boy, the old smelly tramp who hang around outside my local off-licence, the Natagubi Tribe of the small invisible island just off the coast of south Malaysia and of course all those lovely members here at Amiga.org who have taken their time to vote for me here and laud me with such admirable and glowing comments.
I thank you all from the bottom of my bottom and can only say in closing... watch out... your all now fully fledged members of my hit list... :uzi:
Once again I thang you, thang you very much... :)
(PS: Oooh... Kesa I'll get you for this one, don't know where don't know when but I'll have you for this one my dear melon wearing chap... ;))
(PPS: I prefer the term 'Bamstick' myself rather than 'Nutter'... :))
(PPPS: I shall be mostly posting here today from the comfort of my Lavvy Pan, as I have a bad dose of the scoots and am currently stuck in the loo right now as I post... apologies for the smell in advance...) :roflmao:
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Wrong again.
Taking the Amiga to Vulcan would be a disaster. The Amiga is a masterpiece of art and elegance. Vulcans are logical therefore will not appreciate it for what it really is.
They would be more likely to embrace generic PC's as they are more efficient, cheaper, more powerful etc.
Don't make me laugh :madashell:
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Wow fame at last... :D
Re your writing style: any relationship to Douglas Adams? ;)
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Re your writing style: any relationship to Douglas Adams? ;)
Douglas Adams, Monty Pythons, Not The Nine O'Clock news, The Day Today, Chewing The Fat, Scotch & Wry, The Two Ronnies, Morcombe & Wise, Laurel & Hardy, Still Game, Billy Connolly to name bet a few have all influenced my life and how I look at things to a teeny weeny wee extent... :)
There is nothing in this life that you should take too seriously, it's just a waste of precious time & effort, in this the most bizzare & wonderful concept ever conceived that we call life... :)
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Douglas Adams, Monty Pythons, Not The Nine O'Clock news, The Day Today, Chewing The Fat, Scotch & Wry, The Two Ronnies, Morcombe & Wise, Laurel & Hardy, Still Game, Billy Connolly to name bet a few have all influenced my life and how I look at things to a teeny weeny wee extent... :)
There is nothing in this life that you should take too seriously, it's just a waste of precious time & effort, in this the most bizzare & wonderful concept ever conceived that we call life... :)
Jaaast... remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving, revolving at 900 miles an hour (etc)
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Jaaast... remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving, revolving at 900 miles an hour (etc)
aaaand pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, cos there's bugger all down here on earth... :)
(Hmm... makes you think doesn't it... :D )
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I thought Franko's collection of poll results was pretty good.
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Franko for Prime Minister!!!
PM sent ... ;)
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NO NO NO NO NO This brilliant man should be made king of the Amigans ,and anyone who thinks otherwise should be taken to the tower,long live king Franko
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It is not consistent with the star trek universe.
The Star Trek universe is quite consistant in being inconsistant, so I don't grasp what your point is :)
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I thought Franko's collection of poll results was pretty good.
Problem is I'm gonna have to redo it now to include this one... :(
(you'd think I'd nothing better to do than lurk around here all day... :lol: )
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should become elected mascot/leader of AmigaInc
Rather buy it and become CEO :laughing:
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You all have to admit, Franko has added a new level of interest to amiga.org. For that, I salute him :python:.
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..... has too much time on his hands.
He's not the only one. ;-)
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I think maybe you need a sense of humour. Obviously can't spot a joke when you see one. Lighten up!
There's humour in this poll... mmmm... don't see it. Maybe you and Franco are buds, and this is some kind of of an inside joke? Otherwise I'd think looks more like a veiled personal slam.... or you're just really bad at jokes. Well Franko seem to get it so I guess that's all that counts.
Plaz
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There's humour in this poll... mmmm... don't see it. Maybe you and Franco are buds, and this is some kind of of an inside joke? Otherwise I'd think looks more like a veiled personal slam.... or you're just really bad at jokes. Well Franko seem to get it so I guess that's all that counts.
Plaz
In my opinion the best jokes are the ones where you have to think about it a little and maybe dig beneath the surface a little to really understand it. I don't think a joke should always be immediately obvious :idea:
The alternative is lame toilet jokes and one liners.
Which do you prefer?
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The alternative is lame toilet jokes and one liners.
Which do you prefer?
You can never go wrong with a fart joke.
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Hi,
Really, I think we should send Franko to Ireland to be an Irish servant and to clean Irish Amiga's (which I hear are green by the way)
smerf
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Hi,
Really, I think we should send Franko to Ireland to be an Irish servant and to clean Irish Amiga's (which I hear are green by the way)
smerf
Good grief!!! :eek: ...and I thought this was a light hearted thread. Did you really have to totally disrespect the [strike]man[/strike] person?
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Damn. It won't let you vote for both Nutter/Too Much Time On His Hands. Pancakes was needed. he he
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Good grief!!! :eek: ...and I thought this was a light hearted thread. Did you really have to totally disrespect the [strike]man[/strike] person?
Yes. Yes we do.
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Hmmmmm.......
This poll has turned out some nice results so far. Apart from the 17 people who voted for Franko having too much time on his hands, (which is something we are all guilty of being here), I think the 13 other people have a majority. Franko for president! :hat:
Maybe Franko can finally find a use for commodore scotland. He could use it for his presidental campaign! :hat:
We have faith in Franko. :hat:
Where is the slimy little bugger?
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Hmmmmm.......
This poll has turned out some nice results so far. Apart from the 17 people who voted for Franko having too much time on his hands, (which is something we are all guilty of being here), I think the 13 other people have a majority. Franko for president! :hat:
Maybe Franko can finally find a use for commodore scotland. He could use it for his presidental campaign! :hat:
We have faith in Franko. :hat:
Where is the slimy little bugger?
A few more votes and he shall be our leader. All praise Franko !
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We have faith in Franko. :hat:
Where is the slimy little bugger?
SLURP... SLOP.... SLOOP !!!
I've been to busy trying to put my new (second hand) iMac back together, decided to put 500GB HD in it, been at it since yesterday ( not a job for the faint hearted or those with shaky hands, like me...), just need to find all the bit's now and put it back together and see if it still works... :nervous:
Sorry can't run for prez, need all my spare time to lurk about here, quietly waiting to pounce... :lol:
In closing I'd jusr like to say...
Wheeee.... Parp.... Wibble.... :)
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Nothin' wrong with a little lurking...
/me continues lurking.