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Title: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 26, 2010, 06:38:54 AM
:idea:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Gulliver on May 26, 2010, 07:14:10 AM
It is gonna be full all the time :)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 26, 2010, 07:25:33 AM
Quote from: Gulliver;561050
It is gonna be full all the time :)

Would be awesome :eek:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Gulliver on May 26, 2010, 07:28:26 AM
Yes, it sounds neat, it could be as a Coffe House subforum.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 26, 2010, 07:31:26 AM
I'll be there every day :)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: ElPolloDiabl on May 26, 2010, 07:49:43 AM
There's heaps of conspiracy theory forum, just search for Moon Hoax.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: XDelusion on May 26, 2010, 07:54:56 AM
As long as there is a healthy dose of conspiracy history/fact included with the myriad of theories! ;)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 26, 2010, 07:58:46 AM
Quote from: XDelusion;561061
As long as there is a healthy dose of conspiracy history/fact included with the myriad of theories! ;)

Ofcourse...
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: amigagr on May 26, 2010, 11:40:47 AM
this would be cool! we can start it right now!
let's see... Who is REALLY Trevor Dickinson? :cool:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Karlos on May 26, 2010, 12:15:30 PM
Surely the first conspiracy to work on is why there isn't a conspiracy forum here already...
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: motorollin on May 26, 2010, 12:20:15 PM
Quote from: mknkt;561046
We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum


That's just what they want you to think...

--
moto
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: countzero on May 26, 2010, 12:39:57 PM
Quote from: motorollin;561093
That's just what they want you to think...

--
moto

maybe, that's what they want you to think you would think :huh:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: gertsy on May 26, 2010, 02:26:07 PM
Quote from: countzero;561094
maybe, that's what they want you to think you would think :huh:


I agree.  I think all conspiracy theories are a conspiracy. To keep people distracted on something inane.... Especially when they are spelt conspiricy. That's a dead give away.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: save2600 on May 26, 2010, 02:46:52 PM
Some quickies to get things started:

New World Order (which keeps coming up time and time again)

The Amero (coming soon after our banks collapse, some say within 18 months: the new North and South American currency)

Obama's cabinet, his non-elected Czars, his socialist agenda, the fact he continues to surround himself with known/proud Marxists and socialists, the Kenyan birth thing, Michelle accidentally calling Kenya his "home country" in a speech one time, Obama stating he planned to visit all 57 States in a speech (Islam has 57 states, not America), the Dhimmitude thing... lots and lots of conspiracy theories abound with this latest presidency.

Oh and almost forgot: Alien bases on the moon:

http://www.adamskifoundation.com/html/Moon.htm

http://alien-ufo-research.com/alien_moon_bases/

:lol:

Conspiracy theories aren't so much the distraction as our underpaid and under-appreciated 40+ hour enslaved work weeks or "livelihoods" are   ;)  All the people working their arses off to provide a living while their mate is busy texting and screwing while they're away, "never" home to satisfy their promiscuous tendencies.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Vlabguy1 on May 26, 2010, 03:09:06 PM
no we don't
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 26, 2010, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: save2600;561108
Some quickies to get things started:

New World Order (which keeps coming up time and time again)

The Amero (coming soon after our banks collapse, some say within 18 months: the new North and South American currency)

Obama's cabinet, his non-elected Czars, his socialist agenda, the fact he continues to surround himself with known/proud Marxists and socialists, the Kenyan birth thing, Michelle accidentally calling Kenya his "home country" in a speech one time, Obama stating he planned to visit all 57 States in a speech (Islam has 57 states, not America), the Dhimmitude thing... lots and lots of conspiracy theories abound with this latest presidency.

Oh and almost forgot: Alien bases on the moon:

http://www.adamskifoundation.com/html/Moon.htm

http://alien-ufo-research.com/alien_moon_bases/

:lol:

Conspiracy theories aren't so much the distraction as our underpaid and under-appreciated 40+ hour enslaved work weeks or "livelihoods" are   ;)  All the people working their arses off to provide a living while their mate is busy texting and screwing while they're away, "never" home to satisfy their promiscuous tendencies.

Interesting... Never heard about alien bases on the moon...
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Amiga_Nut on May 26, 2010, 05:29:35 PM
Nazi's on the moon was one my friend told me about, as he was 8 years younger than me he didn't have an Amiga etc so the irony of playing Rocket Ranger for months was lost on him :)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: golem on May 26, 2010, 06:20:29 PM
Quote from: Fanscale;561060
There's heaps of conspiracy theory forum, just search for Moon Hoax.


The moon is a hoax?! It looks pretty damn real to me. If it wasn't real they wouldn't have been able to land their spectrum powered bacofoil spaceship on anything would they now ;)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mike- on May 26, 2010, 08:34:08 PM
What about an c= amiga conspiracy forum? Perhaps medi ali was an alien from the future sent to destroy the creative minds of billions by sabotaging the company! Making us all droids in 3010!
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: AmigaEd on May 26, 2010, 08:40:12 PM
Quote from: save2600;561108
Some quickies to get things started:

New World Order (which keeps coming up time and time again)



Fortunately, the New Earth Army is here to protect us.

Quote from: save2600;561108
Some quickies to get things started:

Oh and almost forgot: Alien bases on the moon:

http://www.adamskifoundation.com/html/Moon.htm

http://alien-ufo-research.com/alien_moon_bases/



Holy Cow! I'll have to start paying less attention to the alien bases here on Earth.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: AmigaEd on May 26, 2010, 08:45:50 PM
Ha! We had better get going with this new forum, I just remembered we only have until December 21, 2012 to get all of our conspiracy theories out in the open.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: CSixx on May 26, 2010, 08:48:51 PM
Such a sweet awesome idea..
Please, webmasters, consider making this a dual purpose website, conspiracy theories and Amiga's...

Would be such an awesome site.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Amiga_Nut on May 26, 2010, 08:50:06 PM
Is that because they don't have internet access on the UFO Arks being built then? :)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: persia on May 26, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
And what was he doing on 911?

Quote from: amigagr;561085
this would be cool! we can start it right now!
let's see... Who is REALLY Trevor Dickinson? :cool:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: AmigaEd on May 26, 2010, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: Amiga_Nut;561174
Is that because they don't have internet access on the UFO Arks being built then? :)


Oh sure we'll have internet access, but we won't have a browser that will work with any of the webpages.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: TomJ on May 26, 2010, 08:58:33 PM
Have any of you looked behind you lately what about the plot to break up commodore into little pieces and make everyone believe amiga users are nuts because the computer company bit the dust long ago in a place far far away. Their out there watch out!
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: motrucker on May 26, 2010, 09:18:01 PM
... like a hole in the head!   Unless you want to expose who paid Gould to kill off Amiga International.  :)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mdv2000 on May 26, 2010, 10:47:20 PM
Quote from: save2600;561108
Some quickies to get things started:


Obama's cabinet, his non-elected Czars, his socialist agenda, the fact he continues to surround himself with known/proud Marxists and socialists, the Kenyan birth thing, Michelle accidentally calling Kenya his "home country" in a speech one time, Obama stating he planned to visit all 57 States in a speech (Islam has 57 states, not America), the Dhimmitude thing... lots and lots of conspiracy theories abound with this latest presidency.



Its not a conspiracy when its obvious he is a Muslim socialist and his cabinet are socialist....

True conspiracy is the majority of our media ignores it....
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Karlos on May 26, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Quote
Its not a conspiracy when its obvious he is a Muslim socialist and his cabinet are socialist....
Why is it obvious? What characterises an "obvious muslim"?
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: som99 on May 26, 2010, 11:44:22 PM
I would hang around there alot :D
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: walter on May 27, 2010, 12:12:37 AM
With reference to Trevor Dickinson...
Quote from: persia;561177
And what was he doing on 911?

Trying to order a pizza, garlic bread and a coupla side salads.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 27, 2010, 12:33:46 AM
Quote from: AmigaEd;561172
Ha! We had better get going with this new forum, I just remembered we only have until December 21, 2012 to get all of our conspiracy theories out in the open.

I'm with you on that one :)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: walter on May 27, 2010, 12:36:11 AM
Quote from: mdv2000;561203
Its not a conspiracy when its obvious he is a Muslim socialist and his cabinet are socialist....

Quote from: Karlos;561206
Why is it obvious? What characterises an "obvious muslim"?

If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you.  Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.

The obvious Muslim socialism is merely a decoy, as are the series of birth certificates, each from a country more remote.  Our coven has obtained a copy of the true birth---excuse me:  hatching---certificate showing "Obama's" origin in Pod 17322, Flahrtnauk, Mars.  After somatic modification the hatchling was substituted for a hapless human infant and carefully guided through life to its present exalted position, where it is ideally situated to insure (through its fiendish "health care reform" project, and its concomitant "death panels") the supply of that most prized of Martian delicacies:  Grandma.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 27, 2010, 12:36:24 AM
Quote from: AmigaEd;561178
Oh sure we'll have internet access, but we won't have a browser that will work with any of the webpages.

That quote from Jay Miner... little did he know we would have implants...:(
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Karlos on May 27, 2010, 12:37:14 AM
Quote from: walter;561231
If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you.  Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.


Oh, moreso than you could ever realise ;)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 27, 2010, 12:40:53 AM
If you didn't know about this one... it's a very important one to have knowledge of, because it's coming... and soon:eek:

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/09_Steve_articles/091015.the.beast.html

Actually, this whole website is very interesting!!!
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: EDanaII on May 27, 2010, 12:55:38 AM
I think you're all doing this just to get back at me! :p
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Karlos on May 27, 2010, 01:06:02 AM
Quote from: EDanaII;561238
I think you're all doing this just to get back at me! :p


Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't all out to get you.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 27, 2010, 01:40:34 AM
I wonder if Chuck Peddle was working with Alien technology to be able to create the first PC... you never know:confused::)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: persia on May 27, 2010, 03:12:24 AM
Obviously an illuminati spy in our midst...

Quote from: Vlabguy1;561114
no we don't
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Methuselas on May 27, 2010, 03:22:37 AM
Quote from: Karlos;561206
Why is it obvious? What characterises an "obvious muslim"?

You should disregard that, Karlos. See, Americans have been programmed to turn against one another, including our Government, in times of extreme crisis. This was indoctrinated during the Bush Administration.

I figured that, well, you not being American and all, you would have already noticed it. :roflmao:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Methuselas on May 27, 2010, 03:32:39 AM
Quote from: walter;561231
If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you.  Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.

The obvious Muslim socialism is merely a decoy, as are the series of birth certificates, each from a country more remote.  Our coven has obtained a copy of the true birth---excuse me:  hatching---certificate showing "Obama's" origin in Pod 17322, Flahrtnauk, Mars.  After somatic modification the hatchling was substituted for a hapless human infant and carefully guided through life to its present exalted position, where it is ideally situated to insure (through its fiendish "health care reform" project, and its concomitant "death panels") the supply of that most prized of Martian delicacies:  Grandma.

LIES!!! It's all lies. The truth is here! Barrack Obama is actually L. Ron Hubbard. Since he is now inhabiting Barrack Obama (Note that during the late Eighties, after Hubbard's death,  the President was no longer going by "Barry", but Barrack).

Xenu is not the evil dictator that L. Ron Hubbard made him out to be, as he is only trying to bring peace to the galaxy. Tom Cruise is slowly being polished for his run for Presidency and making Scientology the Unified States of America's state religion. Only through the power of Xenu can we stop this take over not only the United States, but the *ENTIRE* world.

Don't believe me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

I speak as a Suppressive Person. ;)
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: AmigaEd on May 27, 2010, 08:54:12 PM
Quote from: mknkt;561232
That quote from Jay Miner... little did he know we would have implants...:(


EEEKKK! The irony of your statement will soon be clear. OH! Now you've done it! How dare you! It is so not appropriate to blaspheme the Great Creator!

Not only did Jay know that we would have implants, He was inventing them!

Please reference the article discussed in...
http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=52879&highlight=miner

Also, If memory serves me correctly, there is an interview video with Jay that is included with the Amiga Forever disks. I believe he makes mention of his work with biomedical devices.

Of course, if you really need proof, you could probably have your implant removed and then open it up. There is probably a microscopic paw print and some signatures on the inside.

Regards,
AmigaEd
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: mknkt on May 28, 2010, 01:18:35 PM
Quote from: AmigaEd;561401
EEEKKK! The irony of your statement will soon be clear. OH! Now you've done it! How dare you! It is so not appropriate to blaspheme the Great Creator!

Not only did Jay know that we would have implants, He was inventing them!

Please reference the article discussed in...
http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=52879&highlight=miner

Also, If memory serves me correctly, there is an interview video with Jay that is included with the Amiga Forever disks. I believe he makes mention of his work with biomedical devices.

Of course, if you really need proof, you could probably have your implant removed and then open it up. There is probably a microscopic paw print and some signatures on the inside.

Regards,
AmigaEd

Had no idea... lol on the paw print :lol:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: persia on May 28, 2010, 02:46:14 PM
@Methuselas

My family in Iran say the Mullahs are too busy running brothels, excuse me, temporary marriage businesses, to be bothered with terrorism.  They hire goons to beat up people in the night, but  basically are more a local mafia than a global threat.  

Also my family's business is usually hit once a week for money from the goons, the mullahs normally don't get their hands dirty.  Basically a local mullah showed up with some basiji the first time and gave the "you wouldn't want anything to happen to your shop" speech and then left it to the goons to do the dirty work of collecting the money.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: gertsy on May 28, 2010, 02:51:33 PM
Quote from: AmigaEd;561401
....Of course, if you really need proof, you could probably have your implant removed and then open it up. There is probably a microscopic paw print and some signatures on the inside.

Regards,
AmigaEd


Well I finally got mine out......
It took a while and I had to use a screwdriver to lever it out of my left nostril.  When i finally cracked it open I found a fuzzy blue-green encrusted Ni-Cad battery had oozed over everything.  I put it in some vinegar and it disolved...?
But at least the vinegar tasted like a good Shiraz.

cheers

PS: I have a strange metalic taste in my mouth now...

Gertsy..
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: AmigaEd on May 28, 2010, 05:47:33 PM
Quote from: gertsy;561621
Well I finally got mine out......
It took a while and I had to use a screwdriver to lever it out of my left nostril.  When i finally cracked it open I found a fuzzy blue-green encrusted Ni-Cad battery had oozed over everything.  I put it in some vinegar and it disolved...?
But at least the vinegar tasted like a good Shiraz.

cheers

PS: I have a strange metalic taste in my mouth now...

Gertsy..


Now that you've shut it down... wait till you re-implant and have to reload kickstart from the floppy disk!

Regards,
AmigaEd
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: jorkany on June 14, 2010, 02:19:53 PM
Not quite a conspiracy theory but something fun for the OS4 faithful to contemplate:

http://os4.com/
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: dammy on June 14, 2010, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: Karlos;561206
Why is it obvious? What characterises an "obvious muslim"?


Between being born to a Muslim (regardless if he secular in nature) father would make him Muslim and having a name H-S-N trilateral root should be enough for most folks.  Then his school paperworks (Islamic and Catholic schools) both have him down as Muslim. I do not doubt he is a practising Christian, but as far as Islam is concerned, he is a Muslim if not a murtadd.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Karlos on June 14, 2010, 04:06:25 PM
Quote from: dammy;564555
Between being born to a Muslim (regardless if he secular in nature) father would make him Muslim and having a name H-S-N trilateral root should be enough for most folks.  Then his school paperworks (Islamic and Catholic schools) both have him down as Muslim. I do not doubt he is a practising Christian, but as far as Islam is concerned, he is a Muslim if not a murtadd.


Well, speaking as a Muslim, I disagree. What is written on school documents decades old is hardly relevant.

Unless he was raised as one or took the shahada at some point, he is only Muslim in the sense Muslims believe everybody is: that is, born with the fitra.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: Karlos on June 14, 2010, 04:10:37 PM
And if you want a ready-made conspiracy for this place, there you go... one of your forum mods, that none of you elected, is a neer-do-well-anti-western-misogynist-terrorist-type  :p

Discuss :lol:
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: TheBilgeRat on June 15, 2010, 12:36:21 AM
Quote from: Karlos;564559
And if you want a ready-made conspiracy for this place, there you go... one of your forum mods, that none of you elected, is a neer-do-well-anti-western-misogynist-terrorist-type  :p

Discuss :lol:

BURRA BURRA BURRA!!!

Throw rocks at him!   Feh! :lol:

wait...what are we talking about again?
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: the_leander on June 15, 2010, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: Karlos;564559
And if you want a ready-made conspiracy for this place, there you go... one of your forum mods, that none of you elected, is a neer-do-well-anti-western-misogynist-terrorist-type  :p

Discuss :lol:


I knew it!

Can't even trust the locals any more :p
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: AmigaEd on June 22, 2010, 02:18:50 AM
Dear Concerned Co-conspirators,

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the strange absence of canned goods with expiration dates beyond December 21st, 2012?

So far the closest I've found is November 19th,2012. Does anyone know if this date is significant for any reason other than the following...

"Jack Tramiel spent two years in Germany from April 10th 1945 till November 19th 1947." as found at http://www.unitechelectronics.com/hist.htm

and

If you take the year of the Amiga's debut and subtract 85 from that number and then divide that result by 100 you get 19 which is the exactly the same number as the day that my can of tuna fish will expire on in November of 2012.

Regards,
AmigaEd
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: XDelusion on June 22, 2010, 02:51:23 AM
@amigaED: "
"Pretty soon they will have numbers tattooed on our foreheads." - Jay Miner 1990"

Where's that quote from?

I used to have an mp3 somewhere where he was talking about technology and computers being our downfall.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: AmigaEd on June 22, 2010, 03:02:00 AM
That quote from Jay was on a video that came with Amiga Fovever 6.0 (possibly other versions.) He was talking about computers and society.
Title: Re: We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum
Post by: XDelusion on June 22, 2010, 04:07:55 AM
Alright, thankx! I think that is where I got my mp3 from. Now to find the disc. :/