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Title: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 23, 2009, 09:21:23 PM

You're fat...

Behold

The Turbaconucken (http://www.good.is/post/this-is-why-youre-fat/)

Dun dun duuuuuh!

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Karlos on September 23, 2009, 09:32:24 PM

A triple heart bypass on a plate :D

Have a look for the £10 "Full English Breakfast" if you want another prime example of gastric debauchery.

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 23, 2009, 09:37:39 PM

Quote from: Karlos;523761

A triple heart bypass on a plate :D

I think the only way this could be made more unhealthy for you is if the Scotts ever got hold of this and dropped the lot into a deep fat fryer :roflmao:

Quote from: Karlos;523761

Have a look for the £10 "Full English Breakfast" if you want another prime example of gastric debauchery.

Sweet mother of... (http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/09/the-biggest-full-english-breakfast-in-the-world-marios-cafe-bar-uk.html)

That's just not right! :nervous::eek::crazy:

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Karlos on September 23, 2009, 09:41:14 PM

Quote from: the_leander;523762

I think the only way this could be made more unhealthy for you is if the Scotts ever got hold of this and dropped the lot into a deep fat fryer :roflmao:

:roflmao: Indeed.

Ever see that SNL "Taco Town" sketch? Classic :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0) - unfortunately not the original (well it is the original sketch, but I mean it isn't directly ripped from the original :lol:). I guess this guy doesn't know how to rip ;)

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Sweet mother of... (http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/09/the-biggest-full-english-breakfast-in-the-world-marios-cafe-bar-uk.html)

That's just not right! :nervous::eek::crazy:

And then some. You'd need an extra pair of stomachs just to hold the bloody thing.

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 23, 2009, 09:52:45 PM

Quote from: Karlos;523763

:roflmao: Indeed.

Ever see that SNL "Taco Town" sketch? Classic :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0) - unfortunately not the original. I guess this guy doesn't know how to rip ;)

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

That is messed up on a whole different level :laughing:

Quote from: Karlos;523763

And then some. You'd need an extra pair of stomachs just to hold the bloody thing.

Or my brother ;)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Karlos on September 23, 2009, 09:57:23 PM

Up to a point, the Taco Town Taco actually looks quite nice...

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 23, 2009, 10:04:59 PM

Quote from: Karlos;523766

Up to a point, the Taco Town Taco actually looks quite nice...

Admit it, it was the blueberry pancake at the end that was a step too far ;)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: persia on September 23, 2009, 10:10:29 PM

Oooh, not just any bacon, but the socially unredeemable streaky bacon.  Why go half way?

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Karlos on September 23, 2009, 10:44:48 PM

Quote from: the_leander;523767

Admit it, it was the blueberry pancake at the end that was a step too far ;)

Call me old fashioned, but I like my desert to be separate from the main course :)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Vincent on September 24, 2009, 01:10:47 AM

Quote from: the_leander;523762

I think the only way this could be made more unhealthy for you is if the Scotts ever got hold of this and dropped the lot into a deep fat fryer :roflmao:

We both ordered out tonight  from a new place, I got a Chicken Tikka Calzone and Siouxsie got a Munchie Box.

There was one thing on the menu that I  wouldn't get though - deep fried cheeseburger!

I've heard of deep fried mars bars among other things, but the cheeseburger is a bit much.

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 24, 2009, 08:22:31 AM

Quote from: Vincent;523785

We both ordered out tonight  from a new place, I got a Chicken Tikka Calzone and Siouxsie got a Munchie Box.

There was one thing on the menu that I  wouldn't get though - deep fried cheeseburger!

I've heard of deep fried mars bars among other things, but the cheeseburger is a bit much.

Deep Fried pizza was the thing to have a while back, so I heard. :D

Oh shi... :lol:

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: cicero790 on September 24, 2009, 09:44:10 AM

Look at the motion blur on the English breakfast guy's hand. The cheer determination of the speed, and the magnificent angle of attack with the fork. He is going for that sausage. Oh yeah.

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Karlos on September 24, 2009, 10:09:13 AM

Quote from: cicero790;523806

Look at the motion blur on the English breakfast guy's hand. The cheer determination of the speed, and the magnificent angle of attack with the fork. He is going for that sausage. Oh yeah.

You know the outcome is all but inevitable.

Look at that guy. He can't eat all those sausages. Don't be so ridiculous... ;)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Karlos on September 24, 2009, 10:15:49 AM

Quote from: Vincent;523785

We both ordered out tonight  from a new place, I got a Chicken Tikka Calzone and Siouxsie got a Munchie Box.

There was one thing on the menu that I  wouldn't get though - deep fried cheeseburger!

I've heard of deep fried mars bars among other things, but the cheeseburger is a bit much.

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jroy6x5cmRupXEHo1_500.jpg)

What could possibly be wrong with that? :roflmao:

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: cicero790 on September 24, 2009, 10:18:23 AM

@Karlos

Well sometimes we caveat for more than we can handle. A good rule is, if the plate of food out weights your own weight. Its possibly hazardous for our health.  :-)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Tension on September 24, 2009, 12:23:02 PM

Quote from: Karlos;523761

A triple heart bypass on a plate :D

Have a look for the £10 "Full English Breakfast" if you want another prime example of gastric debauchery.

Try an Ulster Fry.

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 24, 2009, 12:41:34 PM

Quote from: Tension;523819

Try an Ulster Fry.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/3888397674_ebed2f34cc.jpg)

That's... artery hardeningly tasty looking :D

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: persia on September 24, 2009, 02:06:52 PM

An English brekkie, though could very well be Aussie, if you did it on the barbie...

(http://taheny.com/2005_04_24_English_Breakfast_300x298.JPG)

bacon, eggs, pork sausages, beans and black pudding

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Karlos on September 24, 2009, 02:32:31 PM

Quote from: the_leander;523821

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/3888397674_ebed2f34cc.jpg)

That's... artery hardeningly tasty looking :D

It looks a bit effeminate next to the £10 breakfast.

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 24, 2009, 02:52:45 PM

Quote from: Karlos;523833

It looks a bit effeminate next to the £10 breakfast.

True, but it's something I'd be happy to om nom without fear of my stomach attempting to recreate the scene from Alien. ;)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Vincent on September 24, 2009, 10:30:48 PM

Quote from: the_leander;523803

Deep Fried pizza was the thing to have a while back, so I heard. :D

:lol: I'd completely forgotten about that!

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Oh shi... :lol:

:p

I actually haven't had any deep fried food for a good few years now.  Well,  except christmas day.  We always have roasties in the fryer then :)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: cicero790 on September 25, 2009, 01:17:42 PM

This thread made me hungry yesterday. :)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Tension on September 28, 2009, 06:33:54 PM

Quote from: Vincent;523866

:lol: I'd completely forgotten about that!


:p

I actually haven't had any deep fried food for a good few years now.  Well,  except christmas day.  We always have roasties in the fryer then :)

I presume you have partaken of a battered mars bar?

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on September 28, 2009, 07:57:53 PM

Quote from: persia;523829

An English brekkie, though could very well be Aussie, if you did it on the barbie...

(http://taheny.com/2005_04_24_English_Breakfast_300x298.JPG)

bacon, eggs, pork sausages, beans and black pudding

And here's me devouring that after a lost bet :S
(http://i34.tinypic.com/10p9735.jpg)

Title: Re: This is why
Post by: the_leander on September 29, 2009, 02:27:09 PM

Quote from: Tension;524182

I presume you have partaken of a battered mars bar?

That craze hit plymouth during my last year at secondary school, so 97.

And yes, I did try it, I loved it. But they stopped doing it after they realised that it effected the flavour of the oil for everything else :D