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Title: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 11:41:01 AM
This is probably not new to many people here, but having saw this, I just had to share.

For those unfamiliar with the term, a 'chav' is a particular stereotype that's emerged in the UK, typified by drunken antisocial behaviour amongst other things.

Behold 'instant karma' as a typical chav demonstrates his strength to his mates

youtube video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Sp4fEzl-M) (Warning: some may find this a bit nasty. Personally I found it hilarious)

I wonder how he got out of that wee pickle?
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: bloodline on July 29, 2008, 12:07:31 PM
I first saw this about a month ago... It made me so happy I cried for nearly 6 hours... My joy was so intense I actually had to devise a totally new method of measuring pleasure!
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 12:10:47 PM
I saw it a while ago too, I just never got around to posting it.

For those that imagine the sickening wet crunch at the end and take pity, I'm sure there was ample spare bone left in his head to reconstruct the shin.
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: bloodline on July 29, 2008, 12:26:06 PM
The way this could possibly be any better would have been if the event had occurred to his intromittant organ rather than his leg...

We live in a cruel and unjust universe, and it is wonderful to see nice things happening to nice people.
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 12:31:08 PM
Well, just imagine he was head-butting it instead...
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 29, 2008, 12:48:04 PM
That's brilliant!!!!! I hate chavs. I have personally experienced damage to my property caused by these mindless cretins, so it's great to see one being injured in the process of an act of destruction.

Maybe it's sick to take pleasure in seeing the suffering of another, but what the hell. They deserve it! :-D

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moto
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 12:59:35 PM
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motorollin wrote:
That's brilliant!!!!! I hate chavs. I have personally experienced damage to my property caused by these mindless cretins, so it's great to see one being injured in the process of an act of destruction.

Maybe it's sick to take pleasure in seeing the suffering of another, but what the hell. They deserve it! :-D

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moto


Well, he had it coming, nobody can deny that.
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 01:01:31 PM
I wonder if anybody has submitted an image entry to omnomnomnom.com (http://omnomnomnom.com/) yet?

-edit-

:-D

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u276/elevendayempire/omnom-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 29, 2008, 01:10:24 PM
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm244/motorollin/omnomchav.png)

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moto
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 29, 2008, 01:11:25 PM
You beat me to it! And yours is better ;-)

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moto
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 01:12:08 PM
I didn't make it, I just found it :-D

-edit-

I wonder who made this one? (http://www.onlineamiga.co.uk/stuff/omnomnomnom.jpg)
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 29, 2008, 01:22:03 PM
That's great! I love omnomnomnom!

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moto
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 01:32:52 PM
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motorollin wrote:
That's great! I love omnomnomnom!

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moto


Yeah, it makes me smile too :-)
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: X-ray on July 29, 2008, 08:36:58 PM
Yep, that's a great vid.
I especially liked one of the comments:

"Just another prick in the wall"
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 29, 2008, 08:40:08 PM
X-Ray! Good to see you back mate :-D
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: odin on July 29, 2008, 08:42:07 PM
I'll see your static JPEGs and raise with an anim-GIF.

(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/omnomnombleeahchav.gif)
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: bloodline on July 29, 2008, 08:44:28 PM
Can anyone here imagine the amount of damage that concrete guillotine would cause to a leg?
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 29, 2008, 08:54:00 PM
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odin wrote:
I'll see your static JPEGs and raise with an anim-GIF.

(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/omnomnombleeahchav.gif)

Awesome!!!! You should set that as your avatar...

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moto
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 29, 2008, 08:56:29 PM
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bloodline wrote:
Can anyone here imagine the amount of damage that concrete guillotine would cause to a leg?

It looked like his leg was totally crushed. If the panel which fell had gone in front of the one below it then his leg may have snapped, but the way it crushed his leg between the two panels the bone must have totally disintegrated. I don't know whether that would be repairable or not. If not, how the hell would they fix it? A metal bar to replace the bone? Or would they have to amputate the lower leg?

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moto
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 29, 2008, 10:35:29 PM
As I said when I first saw it, I'm sure there was ample spare bone in his head to totally reconstruct his shin from...
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: bloodline on July 29, 2008, 10:51:02 PM
(http://publicaffairs.uth.tmc.edu/hleader/gfx/2007art/externalfixation2.jpg)(http://www.yamaharhinoaccidents.com/images/dwight_grimes_02_big.jpg)

"According to his orthopedic surgeon, he will have a badly disfigured leg, and considerable pain for the rest of his life."
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: X-ray on July 29, 2008, 11:18:26 PM
"...I don't know whether that would be repairable or not. If not, how the hell would they fix it? A metal bar to replace the bone? Or would they have to amputate the lower leg?...."
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Moto, they will probably use an external fixator, because the damage will be too close to the ankle to employ a tibial nail.
Something like what Bloodline posted (which is an Iliziarov frame) or even a traditional external fixator.
Everything depends on whether his vessels and tissues are salvageable.
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: A6000 on July 30, 2008, 09:32:44 AM
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bloodline wrote:
(http://publicaffairs.uth.tmc.edu/hleader/gfx/2007art/externalfixation2.jpg)(http://www.yamaharhinoaccidents.com/images/dwight_grimes_02_big.jpg)

"According to his orthopedic surgeon, he will have a badly disfigured leg, and considerable pain for the rest of his life."


Looks nasty, but the surgeon got the wrong leg!
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 30, 2008, 10:39:17 AM
It's the correct leg, but the wrong guy ;-)

Be more careful on your yamaha... (http://www.yamaharhinoaccidents.com/dwight_grimes.php)
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: bloodline on July 30, 2008, 11:23:17 AM
Yes, my pictures are just of leg trauma... etc... I was curious to see the effects of having one's shin crusched :-)
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 30, 2008, 11:53:31 AM
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bloodline wrote:
Yes, my pictures are just of leg trauma... etc... I was curious to see the effects of having one's shin crusched :-)


Looks pretty nasty. With any luck said wall-kicking moron has learned his lesson well.
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on July 30, 2008, 11:54:08 AM
:roflmao:
Help me help me

By picking the fruits of his anti social behaviour he wants others to act socially. :lol:
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on July 30, 2008, 12:51:10 PM
...and instead they uploaded a video of him to youtube for the world to watch and ridicule him like the plonker he is :-)
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on July 30, 2008, 03:00:34 PM
Quote

Karlos wrote:
I wonder if anybody has submitted an image entry to omnomnomnom.com (http://omnomnomnom.com/) yet?

-edit-

:-D

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u276/elevendayempire/omnom-1.jpg)
:roflmao: I love that site  already!
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on July 30, 2008, 03:02:16 PM
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Karlos wrote:
...and instead they uploaded a video of him to youtube for the world to watch and ridicule him like the plonker he is :-)
Ja, if all those anti social persons do that anti social behaviour to each others, we'll have a circle of anti socials, which would make a very nice omnomnomnom picture :lol:
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Turambar on July 30, 2008, 03:32:15 PM
Aha now i can join in on the German!

Gotta love schadenfreude.
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: bloodline on July 30, 2008, 03:57:35 PM
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Turambar wrote:
Aha now i can join in on the German!

Gotta love schadenfreude.


Ja, genau!

But this isn't schadenfreude, this is justice!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: motorollin on July 30, 2008, 04:51:05 PM
Quote
Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
:roflmao:
Help me help me

By picking the fruits of his anti social behaviour he wants others to act socially. :lol:

The ironing is delicious!

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moto
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: the_leander on August 01, 2008, 11:01:01 PM
Quote

Karlos wrote:
I wonder if anybody has submitted an image entry to omnomnomnom.com (http://omnomnomnom.com/) yet?


Om nom nom?

(http://ayamikhan.googlepages.com/omnomnom.png)

 :-D
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on August 01, 2008, 11:55:50 PM
 :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on November 01, 2008, 06:29:38 PM
Quote

the_leander wrote:
Quote

Karlos wrote:
I wonder if anybody has submitted an image entry to omnomnomnom.com (http://omnomnomnom.com/) yet?


Om nom nom?
Sounds like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5KuG0gMMf8)  :lol:
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: X-ray on November 01, 2008, 08:03:32 PM
Damn, they pulled the video from YouTube :(
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on November 02, 2008, 03:03:51 PM
You missed a grim treat :-D
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: Karlos on November 03, 2008, 11:39:35 PM
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X-ray wrote:
Damn, they pulled the video from YouTube :(


au contraire (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q_J4Pj-yShY)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Chav Trap!
Post by: X-ray on November 04, 2008, 08:16:43 AM
Thanks dude!

Here is another feel good video:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7LIm7gSV9Mc&feature=related